Yes, that would be the new day: "Everything changed when the fire nation attacked." Added.
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Jokes we find funny in my country translated to English:
No one was interested because it's normal for things to disappear in Poland.
Officer: Good day, license and registration, please.
The tourist gives his license and registration to the police officer.
Officer: What is your age?
Tourist: 31 years old.
Officer: Occupation?
Tourist: No, just visiting.
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I would have said they were searching for truffles beneath the trees! Lol, added.
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One partner at work, in his presentation to the team said (showing an slide with his picture wearing an elegant suit.
"That I am wearing a suit doesn't mean that I have something wise to say"
Besides all the formality of the meeting, everyone laugh after that hahahah.
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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?”
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There's a good joke reply, I don't know if its from that sandler movie happy gilmore or from a golfer interview, they asked him how come he can play golf taking risky shots, and the dude replied "well I trained a lot and believe me it takes a lot of balls to play it that way:
I burst out laughing, i don't know if it was intentional but the dude said it with such a straight face that added humor on top of the ambiguity
I don't know if it counts as a joke, nonetheless it was a hilarious moment
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What do you call cheese without a cracker?
crackalacking
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A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted, a man who runs in front of a car gets tired
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outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor gives the Buddhist the hot dog and says "that will be $1.75." The Buddhist gives the man $2. After a few moments the Buddhist asks "Where's my change?"
The man says "Change comes from within."
The Buddhist pulls out a gun at this, demanding his change back. "Woah, what happened to Inner Peace?" The panicked man inquires..
"This is my inner piece."
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I had to take my son to the hospital after he swallowed ten quarters. He was rushed to surgery. After half an hour I saw a nurse so I asked her how he was. She said, “There’s no change yet.”
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Im active and planning to be. Especially if i have great chance to win like in ur whitelist giveaways so :D
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Hello, it's been a while since I actively used this site so my whitelist might be mostly inactive. Trying to find some good people who are still active here. So share away and we can add each other as we laugh. Also, I probably won't add anyone who hasn't given away at least a couple of games before.
My joke: Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.
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