ATTENTION: BOTH GIVEAWAY IN THIS POST ENDED! CONGRATULATION TO THE WINNER! :D

WHY DID YOU OPEN THIS?! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! THERE'S NO GIVEAWAY. NO KEY. THERE'S NO GAME!
Alright. Go ahead then. Try to search a secret link. Inspect the page and whatever. But you will not find nothing. Because THERE IS NO GIVEAWAY!


AND HERE IS THE SOLUTION!:

Alright, to arrive at the first giveaway from this post there are 2 options:

-Google Chrome's "inspect element"
-Going to my account page and find the first GA (it was public)

And, as everybody who tried to find some hidden hypertext in the post knows, there are a few trolls scattered around.

This is the link of the first GA: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/qtwLh/morphopolis
From there, clicking the "this" hypertext will bring you to the "start" pastebin page

The paste is in plain text:

Hello there!K
Welcome to the ztart of this "puxzle" thhat leads to the rest of the civeaway!
There'sq a hidden paslebin codeu in thiis paste, it's encojed in BASE32 so you'll havve to decode it (https://paulschou.com/tools/xlate/)
Also, don't mindh typos. I'm kinda prone to write tgrribly...

As you can see, there are quite a few typos (made on purpose of course)
The typos in order are:

KZXHCQLUIJVHG

Now, as the paste says, the code is encoded in BASE32 and it needs to be decoded with the link I kindly included:
https://paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
It decodes as:

VnqAtBjs

Putting the code after the pastebin.com/ (pastebin.com/CODE) brings to this page:
http://pastebin.com/VnqAtBjs
That has a link that brings to the ITH puzzle:
http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/089m9wLs
(Answers are NOT case sensitive)


FIRST QUESTION

01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101110 01100001 01101110 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101100 01101111 01101110 00111111 00100000 00101000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01110011 00101001 :D
This is binary code and it can be easily decoded with the same tool as above. It decodes to:

How many bananas make a melon? (in digits)

And, of course, how many bananas do you need in order to make a melon? 0. There are no bananas in a melon.
ANSWER: 0

SECOND QUESTION

What are you about to type in that box? (with article please)

Some of you found this kinda confusing:

What box?

-The Answer box.
So, what do you write in an answer box? THE ANSWER
ANSWER: THE ANSWER

THIRD QUESTION

What is a citrus fruit and a meme at the same time?

Here Google was needed.
Searching the 3 keywords of the question in Google place indeed the answer as the third result.
Kabosu is the name of the internet meme dog ("Doge") and is the name of a citrus fruit popular in Japan.
ANSWER: KABOSU

FOURTH QUESTION

TOP 'O THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS ...?

Again, If you don't already know the youtuber Jacksepticeye, Google here is your friend.
ANSWER: JACKSEPTICEYE

FIFTH QUESTION

What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

With the hint "Right angle after right angle..." this was impossible to fail.
ANSWER: STAIRS

*LAST QUESTION

Can you answer this question?

The answer here is either yes or no.
ANSWER: NO


After completing the puzzle a link appears at the end of the page:
http://pastebin.com/epWEbPjk
The paste in this link has an imgur link in it:
http://imgur.com/BmNaWRt

The image says:

There's no code
BUT DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE FOOLISH JOSH:
On the forehead of the doge the code is hidden and it's barely seeable.

The code is:
nFwe3egu

This code is a pastebin code and it brings to the paste where the giveaway link is waiting to be clicked:
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/WUhti/murder-miners


THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING TO MY FIRST PUZZLE AND MY FIRST 2 GIVEAWAYS! :D
AND CONGRATULATION TO THE WINNER, LY!
It was really fun and exciting :D See ya on a future puzzle!

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So I can try and post something useless here?

9 years ago
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Yeah why not? Or you can dig a little deeper.. but again, there's NO GIVEAWAY D:

9 years ago
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Portal 2? AWESOME!

9 years ago
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WEGTm-nWBMh-xpHIS

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9 years ago
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Uhm... Maybe... I could have take inspiration here and there... But who cares? THERE'S NO GAME ANYWAYS!

9 years ago
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who's saying no giveaway ! Here take it : 2HI3T-20J77-KC0YT

9 years ago
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Such amaze. Much generous! :P

9 years ago
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How about this

9 years ago
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Lol! :D (Warning: contains flashing images)

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That is evil...

9 years ago
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I was doubting to post it or not, but then I saw the warning in the left bottom corner and decided that it's ok :) Edited comment.

9 years ago
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Eeeeeeviiiiiil!!!!!!

9 years ago
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I think it would be something more useless, since as OP pointed out there is nothing here so it already has a good dose of useless inherent.

9 years ago
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You guys, I'm pretty sure there's no giveaway.

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9 years ago
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Bumperino with soda

9 years ago
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Bump because i have nothing better to do^^

9 years ago
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this is not not a bump

9 years ago
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Melons!!!

9 years ago
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Bananas!

9 years ago
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i didn't find the right format for this one.

Edtit: forget this.

9 years ago*
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No giveaway :(

9 years ago
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What makes you think that? ... i'm not saying that you're wrong though... Game or no game? Giveaway or no giveaway? Who knows?

9 years ago
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Come on, you gave hints for the easiest questions...

9 years ago
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Speak for yourself. Spinning my wheels on Q3. Went through the citrus memes I was aware of and those I could easily find via Google.

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I meant Q4-Q6. I'm stuck on Q3 myself, but I wanted hints for Q1 & Q2 as well.

9 years ago
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Waiting on hints for #2... only one left.

No hints for #2 :(

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Is literally what you're about to type :D

9 years ago
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Yeah I'm afraid I don't get it either :(
Type where?

9 years ago
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In the answer box :)

9 years ago
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Bump for no reason.

9 years ago
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I am stuck on #2 as well. Hints would help

9 years ago
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C'MON MAN! You can do it!
The answer is pretty easy here :D

YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW. JUST. DO IT!

9 years ago
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I solved the puzzle, what now?

9 years ago
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A Link should appear at the bottom of the page, follow it! :D

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I did and a picture came up. I don't know if it is the truth. Is it the truth?

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The taco picture is the key! :D

9 years ago
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The bait?! :(

9 years ago
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Bump for I give up (for now), my brain isn't weird enough to solve 1 and 2.

9 years ago
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I'm totally lost with #3

9 years ago
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Google, my friend. Google :D

9 years ago
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I tried man u_u

9 years ago
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C'mon man! Don't give up! :D

9 years ago
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Waiting for the hint for #1. The others were easy.

9 years ago
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Think in a mathematical way :P

9 years ago
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Thanks. Solved it now :)

9 years ago
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It was nice.

9 years ago
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Glad you liked it! :P

9 years ago
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lol could not find the link, derp

EDIT: not sure if im putting the website link together right but what ive been able to get from base32 and add it to the puzzle site just gives me a blank page >.<

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" doge? well, you're close! "

um. i use 9gag quite often, but i still cant get the head of it.
the others were easy.
can u give a better hint pls? ( how many words and so on)

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Alright, i'll update the ITH puzzle in a bit.
And... Wikipedia and Google are your friends :P

9 years ago
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ty. got it now :D

9 years ago
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Yeah, that helped thanks.

9 years ago
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I have nothing better to do than open random threads.

9 years ago
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And searching for random puzzles :P

9 years ago
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Yeah but I'm not good at those.

9 years ago
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I just like the community.... :( Is that so bad?

9 years ago
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Because curiosity, of course :)

9 years ago
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why, you ask?

View attached image.
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Closed 9 years ago by josh0196.