If You Could Make Your Own Weapon, What Would It Be/Look Like?

Cerebral Bore from Turok 2. Just shoot, and watch all stupidy getting extracted of their heads, along with pretty much all the rest of the brain, but well, don't care much about that side-effect.

A hammer with another hammer on top of it, attached via spring.

shoot teddybears

evil teddybears

I shall release this

I'd have a Reality-Check Pistol. When you zap someone with it, the gun strips his or her mind of all lies and delusions, forcing him or her to deal with life as it truly is. That would be enough to drop the majority of people in their tracks, and it would only be a matter of hours before the government had confiscated it and locked it away.

power armor. "best offense" and all that.

A minigun that shoots rockets.

Or a unsee gun, which lets you forgot the shocking things you just saw on the internet, or let you forget all the spoilers of a game so you can re-experience it.

Spiked dildo bat that shoots bullets when it hits someone.

A banana peel that plays sound effects when stepped on.

...wait, I should patent that and sell it.

My finger.

A rocket launcher, that shoots chainsaws, that explode (image).

"What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?"
-Psychostick, on their song "We ran out of CD space".

Don't really need a gun, just a way to dispense chlorine triflouride safely.

That stuff self ignites, sets fire to things in an oxygen free atmosphere, burns through lots of normally inflammable stuff (glass, teflon, sand, gravel, concrete, asbestos). The Germans were investigating it's uses as a self igniting flamethrower during WW2, but stopped because it was too dangerous. It is so violently hypergolic (i.e. ignites on contact with another substance) that it was considered for use as rocket fuel and that was deemed too dangerous. It even goes as far as exploding on contact with water.

In relation to the article, I like the quote near the bottom. "...the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes."

Teleportation Gun with built in--tasing-katana. I can aim at things, teleport to them and then slice up evildoers in a non-lethal way that still looks awesome and may-or-may-not incapacitate their limbs permanently. Also has passive anti-aging aura technology to make the user and nearby people nearly immortal.

Weapon that lets me do anything I want.

Un lanzallmas que lanza llamas que llaman en llamas...
also, that joke have no sense in english...

I would want to have the Ester from Fallout 3 coupled with the ammo effect of the Infinity from Borderlands 2.
The weapon will also have a feature that protects the user from the shots it does. With that, instant win.

Does paying taxes count as actually making weapons ? Because if yes i have enough to erase all life from the whole planet.

Genki Dama gun without the whole "Rise your hands everyone" thing in the form of a bra so i could propel the spirit bomb like a slingshot.

Dubtep/portal/katana-shooting gun. You need to dance to music while killing ofc :3

I want a shotgun that shoots pellets with a neuralyzer ^^

shotgun that could shot anything shoot

KNIFEWRENCH

Piranha Gun from Terraria.

a gun if someone attacks me it can cut his dick in half xD