Work with me people!

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Give all your current money to me, and become a dancing Hobo, with me as your manager, OR Give me all the money, and I will use my bunny ray to multiply it 100 of times over.

1 decade ago
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Run around, rob banks, and make sure you're wacked on some Scooby snacks.

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  1. buy low
  2. sell high
  3. ????
  4. profit
1 decade ago
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You technically can't MAKE money. A money printer can.

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The only useful comment here so far...

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Things you will need to make money:
Blank printer paper, white, yellow, any bright color
Colored pencils/Markers/Crayons
Creativity
Scissors
Pencil
Duct tape (if laminated)

Let's go:
1 Use the blank printer paper, and trace a 1 dollar bill outline.
2 Write the denomination in numerals on 7 out of the eight corners (3 for the front, 4 for the back)
3 Draw a frame inside the bills, front/back, leaving about 1/2 centimeters in the frame.
4 (front)Draw someone's head on in the middle, or one of the ends. Label what his or her name is.
5 (front)Write the date this was made, what city, and what country.(You don't have to write the real date and place, you can make it seem like it came somewhere else).
6 (front)Add a serial code, something like K57988640J.
7 Put some pretty designs in the frame, front and back.
8 (back)Put the country motto on the top-middle.
9 (back)Label the country and denomination again
10 (back)Draw something your country is proud of, fill up the backside. (for America, a bald eagle soaring through the sky would be good)
11 Color both sides.
12 Scan it in the computer and make copies if you want!
13 Cut it out.

I hope this helps.

1 decade ago
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Partyvan dispatched to your location. Please assume the party escort submission position.

1 decade ago
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Nothing to do here!

1 decade ago
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Remember to make the correct party escort submission position decision.

1 decade ago
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1) Grab a bodysuit with horizontal zebra stripes.

2) Buy a burlap sack; paint a large dollar sign on it.

3) ???

4) Profit!

1 decade ago
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Use a time machine.
You take a $100 bill and put in a time machine set to 5 mins before...
No, wait, you take a $100 bill and another one from the time machine and put both in the time machine set to 5 mins before...
No, wait, you take a $100 bill and another two from the time machine and put all in the time machine set to 5 mins before...
No, wait...

Just spend them in different places, cause all the bills will have the same serial number.

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And works for dollar too!
Ha, see what I did there?

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All you gotta do is to push that annoying ad saying you're the 1.000.000.000 visitor and won loads of money. It's legit. I'm just too lazy to do so. :D

1 decade ago
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Sell your body, if that's legal in your country of course.

1 decade ago
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What do you need money for?

1 decade ago
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make a thread about it

1 decade ago
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Will program C++ for food and games...

1 decade ago
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publish RAP soundtracks of friends
+i dont like this music i make money with this shit
like this

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yeaaa i was doing this 10 years ago... with 3 hot girls 1800€ all 30 days *3^^

1 decade ago
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go on the road and get hot girls and make them make money :D(LEGAL:PROOF:)
Other way is to work for old people ;D:D

1 decade ago
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play payday:the heist, practice till you can pass all maps on overkill 145+ easily, then do it in real life :D

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go to the corner

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Science to the rescue!

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Good question :D

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i am an exiled zamundan prince. i have about $15,000 currently held by joseph koni himself. if you give me $5000, i will use the money to liberate the town of agrabah and forward you $10,000.

you are interest? yes, i see you are interest.

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Closed 1 decade ago by lov3fool1.