Pun off

I entered 10 puns into contest hoping one would win, unfortunately no pun in ten did.

Why do French omolletes only use one egg? Because one egg is an oeuf.

translated, so probably going sound funny:
"A man once walked for a trip and fell down a hole. so, he went home, brought a ladder and climbed out of the hole"

No whitelist, no blacklist? I think that's a joke enough!

somebody already used my favorite pun joke, so I'll just contribute this: [http://youtu.be/4b0MewQeNjQ]http://youtu.be/4b0MewQeNjQ)

(Puns start at about 1:20 but the set-up is good for context)

I got a PES dispenser today, it keeps giving me soccer games

EA keeps releasing the same game every year, its Maddening

The person that invented knock-knock jokes deserves a NO-BELL prize

Personally, I think he/she deserves an execution, but that's just me.

thanks for hidden giveaway

Man who smoke weed on toilet, is high on pot

Harry Potter joke:

• Knock, knock...
• Who's there?
• You know...
• You know who?
• Yes...

You might enjoy this then!
Also this and this.

Don't worry, the videos are only ~ 1 minute each.

Pun.

I'm sorry, I'm not very punny.

I'm not the one who created it, just copy paste in here xD
"I was going to make a joke about sodium, but Na"

Joke First

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
The mushroom says "Awe, come on! I'm a fungi!"

Meme pic second

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The most striking feature of a match is its distinctive red head.

21:32 - Archi: tell me a joke
21:32 - ArchiBoT: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Ha, ha!

I played Bad Rats and loved it. OMG it's now my favorite game ever!!!!!!!!

:)

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Also, did you hear that one about the comedian ?
He was a real stand up guy!

I was late for a date so I put an egg in my shoe and...beat it.

A Spanish magician told his audience he would disappear after the count of three.
He began counting "Uno, dos..."
and he disappeared without a tres.