OHAI BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE !!!

Welcome to my thread. Come in, come in... don’t be shy and take a seat, there’s room for everyone.

Ok, it was Friday night when I thought about this and sometimes, you make bad choices, right? So here’s what happened : I was sipping white wine when I took a bite from a slice of bread topped with delicious peanut butter and wonderful raspberry jelly. Alas, the two combined left a really bad taste in my mouth.

Do not, under any circumstances, attempt the same thing.

I am not angry on me for such foolishness, mind you. only on Humble Bundle, because MISTAKE y'all

But speaking of bad taste, I don’t want to be the only one experiencing that. This is why I am presenting you with this giveaway ⇒ RIGHT HERE ⇐ .

Before you go clicky clicky, please keep in mind that the game is absolutely NSFW.


Copy-pasta from the store page:

Lareena is an interactive comics that contains explicit sexual content, nudity and violence.
Sexual Themes include:
Female x Female
Female x male
Female x hermaphrodite
Vaginal penetration
Anal penetration
Sexual abuse

What's not to love? /s
I mean, the developer goes by the name of... wait for it... SexualDarkness. That's right. Somehow I can't help but imagine that the game has been made by a 16 y.o. kid. This is his turd masterpiss. The second one was delightfully entitled THE LEZBIAN PRISON (with a "z" because it's edgy) and every game seems to use the same ASSets. At least, that's what it looks to me.

Yes... I know. It's just a lazy cash grab and we shouldn't encourage that crap. Still, I just couldn't resist. I blame alcohol But don't worry, I will make amends. which means that you should totally check the horrible GA description for a link to another GA

Also, thanks to the convenient Steam gifting policy, it's actually a US friend of mine who will send the gift to the winner on my behalf. That way, people from the US of A, Europe, Japan, etc. won't be excluded from participating. Because I know y'all want to, right? RIGHT?

(Of course, this means I will pay mah friend to buy this horrible thing)

What else... Hum... GA is level 3+ and will end on Sunday evening.


HUGS TO YOU ALL AND DON'T EVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY !!!!

Last, but not least... if you wanna bump the thread, please try to be creative. "Bump" simply isn't. Am I asking for too much?

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Peanut butter or raspberry jelly?

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I agree fully. Both peanut butter and raspberry jelly are bad taste...

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Awww ;_; So what would you pick instead? Any jam/jelly you like?

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Peanut butter and blueberry jam, obviously :P

On a side note, I never met a leZbian before but I'll ask around.

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Let me know if you find one... or more? O_o

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lmao
that might be unpractical though. leZbian sounds awfully close to leSbian so I think a online polling of complete strangers would work better.

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Or just stroll the streets with a sign in your hands?

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I think there's a decent chance I'll get beat up but I can try.

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Yeah... I guess there are some pretty tough ones out there. O_o
WARNING : totally NSFW gif. Please don't click if you're easily offended

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Not easily offended but quite scared right now.

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I can't say I'm sorry because that would be a lie.

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You"ll be even less sorry when I tell you that all the guys in my kitchen are also pretty scared right now. You definitely earned your paycheck today. Wow.

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I'm not offended, but you may want to change this to a quote or something because ESGST displays inline images automatically and some people won't want to see this.

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Maybe.

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I mean, the developer goes by the name of... wait for it... SexualDarkness.

There's nothing wrong with my pseudonym, and I'm old enough to drink. :3
Besides, VaginaLove69 was already taken.

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You should have tried Love69sAndVaginas

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The achievement names are amazing.

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I want to see those on your Steam profile.

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[insert argument about how VNs are legit games].
Now go buy it.

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Don't forget to sync on SG when you buy it.

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Don't worry. If he doesn't win the GA, I'll probably just gift him the game. And you can't say "no" to a gift. Because good manners.

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jims9350 has added Lareena to their wishlist.

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He's probably drunk.

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Every year in Canada, 4.3 people die from mixing alcohol and Viagra.

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What's the ".3" ? A little person?

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.3 is .5's little brother.

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Please, only you can keep little Timmy away from the liquor and medicine cabinets.

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Are you 100% sure that you want to use the word "insert" in this thread?

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You're right.
I should have used "penetrate." Missed opportunity.

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There you go!

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[insert random exclamation of joy in over-sized font]

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"Vade retro Abrix"

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I missed your Gaben-inspired artwork.
Do you have a DeviantArt profile or a website? I've seen some of your work but I'd love to see more ,if that's possible.

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I have a DeviantArt gallery but I haven't updated it in a while. I keep meaning to sort out a proper portfolio or something but I'm busy and disorganised and also trying to focus on real life stuff at the moment rather than getting into fights over everything I post on social media...

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Steam really is a classy place, isn't it?

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It sure is. And so is SG. I mean... this thread is the perfect proof, right?

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Pure canadian maple syrup.

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i am 24 i have lots of girl friends but still i think we need more games like these ;)

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Well... maybe if you had lots of girlfriends instead of simply girl friends, you wouldn't need that kind of games? ;)

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No offense, but that's the kind of argument a virgin would make.

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Really? O_o I don't see the connection but if you say so.
My gawd, my comment was made in jest, I was not being serious at all.

That said, I'm no virgin but I can sometimes be immature. As you can see. ;)

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You are right, sorry about that, kinda clarified it more below speaking with Fluffster

But sorry anyway XD

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You don't have the right kind of girlfriends if you need games like these :P

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Welp, I can tell you've never been married eh? ^^

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My ladyfriend is opposed to marriage so no but I've been in a relationship with her for 7 years, going on 8.
Again, comes down to the wrong kind of girlfriend :P (or the right kind)

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That's a pretty myopic point of view though. You can't compare yourself to others that way, because well, maybe your sex drives are low, maybe you have lots of free time, maybe you dont have jobs or kids or bills or illness? I'm sure there are plenty of reasons but you are looking down on others and well, that's not the best attribute is it?

I take it you never watch porn as well? =P

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Ugg, im not trying to single you out like some asshole either, sorry if it came across that way

I really think we need more game like this on Steam so people wouldn't gasp so much when they see them. I'm old enough to remember when first person shooters were nearly banned, when politicians tried to ban Mortal Kombat because of it's violence and gore, and yea for some people it may have been shocking to see nudity or blood but if you want a more diverse platform you have to take the good with the bad.

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Don't worry, we're just having a conversation, I don't get offended that easily.

You just took what I said too literally. I'm not being condescending or reductive. I'm just saying that this kind of games is pretty much trash. Porn is porn. I don't watch it, no but I have nothing against people who do. I have nothing against people who'd buy this game either. Just against the people who make and sell it. It's desperation fodder

It's no substitute to having an actual sex life and again, nothing against people who are too shy, or otherwise unable to have a sex life. Just saying that kind of trash leaves more frustration than satisfaction and the guy who's making a buck is just catering to a need he can't fulfill.

Also I was answering the guy who said "I have a lot of girlfriends" because I like poking fun at that kind of bragging online ;)

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Cool, no worries my dude.

I don't get the disconnect of a lot of PC gamers when it comes to porn games. No one cares if they watch porn vids or camgirls etc but porn games come along and suddenly people are snickering like 12 year olds lol

I do agree though, I mean the game quality doesn't look great and the dev is probably just trying to capitalize (perhaps even exploit) on the lack of market for these types of games. I did take you too literal, sorry about that. I thought you were trying to say that playing a porn game is not compatible with having a partner. I mean hell, there are some couples that are probably into that too. =D

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I thought you were trying to say that playing a porn game is not compatible with having a partner. I mean hell, there are some couples that are probably into that too. =D

I wasn't and I totally agree on the last part. My general attitude toward porn and sex in general is whatever floats your boat, as long as it's between consenting adults and nobody gets hurt (seriously hurt :P), it's all fine.
My problem in this case is more about the obvious cash grab and half assed job they did of it.

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yeah ur right they dont have gigantic bobs and tight veg

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Bump!

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i agree. and i wanna bump this xD i like it

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Oh no, I can't enter because I'm blacklisted :(

Seriously though, I have nothing against porn games but these probably aren't quality games.

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I voted Other. Nutella.

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+1 but I can't have Nutella in the house or my girlfriend may throw me out. She cannot resist it so the jar wouldn't last long and then I'm getting blamed if her new jeans don't fit.

By the way Nutella + Peanut Butter = match made in hell.

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what works really well though is putting nutella on apple slices

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Now you're making me drool.

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Nice to see that something does, considering how this classic game didn't!;) LOL!

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LOL troll! :P
yeah Nutella does it.
Now if it was Nutella porn... but now it's getting weird :P

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🙃 dɯnq

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never mix such a thing with wine!

also, NEVER SIP WINE! - drink the stuff damn you!

O____o

*shakes fist!

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I'm sorry... I clearly don't know how to drink. Will do better next time.
And by next time, I mean tonight. I've got a wonderful bottle of a beer I've never tried, Blonde de l'Enfer :3

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If it comes in a glass like that its not beer, its a prince of the realm!

O____o7

(and no worries, just joking!)

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Sheesh, hard for prudes to keep up lately. XD

https://steamcommunity.com/app/751440/discussions/0/1742216747656470095/

https://steamcommunity.com/app/751440/discussions/0/1694922345925820288/

Kidding aside, I think there needs to be more games like this.

Because fuck your morals and fuck censorship. Have a great day! XD

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Well there's prude and then there's people with standards :P

But I'm with you on fuck censorship.

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bump! the internet is for porn 😹

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I'm only playing it for the easy achievements

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Where's Abrix? ;__;

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Already own it, because the first one got removed.
Regarding the interesting discussion between Fluffster and antacapone:
We definitely agree that this one is trash and therefore doesn't help the "evolution" of sexual games at Steam. However, the interesting question would be: what would help? AAAs that include these things like Witcher 3 (though that might be considereed just as erotic, not porn). Or probably good games with actual sexual content? First game I think of might be Deep Space Waifu, though I haven't played it yet and thus can't confirm its quality.

And well, where's avantyr if you need him? Second time I have to do that:

I am not angry on me for such foolishness, mind you. only on Humble Bundle, because MISTAKE y'all

angry at!
(aka lessons learned from abrix' thread)

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Honestly, I have no idea what would make a good sex-oriented (?) game.... I haven't played The Witcher 3. I have the second game in my library, still haven't touched it. Errr... I'm not even into porn because it usually looks so mechanical and lacks chemistry in general so I don't know if I could really appreciate a "mature" game. Dunno... for me, good chemistry between two people can really be a turn on. Even watching two persons kissing can be super hot if you can feel the chemistry. Can that be achieved in games? I seriously doubt it.

Also... I hope you were just joking with the "on / at" comment... I know "at" was the right preposition. I was just poking fun at Abrix' incorrect use of English. although I'm fully aware that I am far from perfect

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Even watching two persons kissing can be super hot if you can feel the chemistry. Can that be achieved in games?

If a movie can do it, a game can do it as well, at least in cut scenes (as in Witcher). It just needs the right atmosphere. Gameplay related would be more interesting though and VNs are just a step ahead from movies. Leisure Suit Larry series comes up, but it's just a parody and meant to be funny, not to be hot.

Yes, sorry, was just kidding. :)

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Peanut Butter (or better cashew butter), i eat it without addons or bread.

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You know what leaves bad taste? Clay.

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Can't tell... I only ate sand when I was a kid. But I'll take your words for it.

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