The secret of valve

lol

Developers spend more time to come up with Portal 2 than Duke Nukem Forever. My brain just crashed!

:O

Clouds existed even before we were born.

It's very easy to fake that ^ ‿ ^

mind blown

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time

01/01/1970 is the begin of unix time - so probably there's no timestamp available for this function.

Kids these days ...

Never seen that before.

Well, according to steam, my windows was installed in 1969

Well, its easy, just change your time/date to whatever you want it to say, then update it.

EPOCH

They were hidding it inside dos and it just came out as free dlc.

:Genious:

Dammit Aperture!