DANGERON - Vote 'YES' and get FREE KEY when Greenlighted!

I tried to be the very rich
Like no one ever was
But obviously, I failed the test.
Because I do suck arse!

I travel the net, to get a clue.
Searching far and wide.
Some coding to understand.
And some half-ass story too!

GREENLIGHT GAMES!
(Gotta greenlight all!)
It's you and me.
To gift keys is my destiny.
Valve, you are my friend.
Together we will release this crap.

GREENLIGHT GAMES!
(I'm gonna rip you all!)
Oh yeah it's true!
Your votes will pull us trough
You give me and I uuuh give you
GREENLIGHT GAMES!
Gotta greenlight all

Every decent human along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Get a key, the time is right
There is no better game than mine
Vote to vote we'll win the fight
It's always been my dream (sure)

GREENLIGHT GAMES!
(Greenlight them all!)

It's your money and me
I know it's my destiny

GREENLIGHT GAMES!

Oh you are my friend
It's my game we must defend

GREENLIGHT GAMES!

I have no talent or clue
Oh yeah, that's true
But I'm lazy and I don't care

GREENLIGHT GAMES
GREENLIGHT THEM ALL!
I'LL RIP YOU ALL!
GREENLIGHT GAMES!

D'aaaah, I made it all buy muhself!
Gib vote, gib gib gib, I gif you also χ, see?
Seriously, fuck that "He tried" attitute, that's one of the reasons our Western civilization has the consitency of a marshmallow where people do things they shouldn't and wouldn't do without it, while hurting themselves and their reputation in the process.
Sure, people should follow their dreams, but they also should work for it and determine their lifes to it.
What kinda dream are you satisfied with after like 2 weeks of work?
Life would be sad if dreams would come true fast and easy like this, soon you would see yourself running out of things to achieve, what point would life have left then?
You goody's in this thread suck!
On a sidenote: How does one make money out of this anyway?oÖ

You made this by yourself alone? There's no animation. Like, really? It's easy to do animation in unity.

yes

yes

5 months later... still same thing?Gratz.
Are all your voters just HUEHUEHUEHUE's? sigh

Voted No.
You are welcome.

Don't forget to send a review copy to Jim Sterling.

voted

Greenlight has bad reputation because of games like this. I can understand when indie developers don't have the funds and/or knowledge to make "proper" graphics so they opt for pixel graphics instead... Or when it simply fits the game. But not having animations at all? Even moving animations?

Voted no, of course.

doesnt look kool tho