Retail proofs https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

Update: As some suspected, the petition was by Christwire, a site that spoofs fundamental Christian dogma. The site had already posted an article espousing rage over Skyrim teaching children to be homosexual.

Original: A conservative Christian US citizen is petitioning President Barack Obama and the White House to destroy all copies of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and to arrest and prosecute anyone caught playing it.

The citizen, named "B Stephenson of Tennessee" submitted the following list of demands to The White House's We The People site:

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogamhttp://www.steamgifts.com/forum/edite Known as "SkyRim" for The Safety of America's Youths.
Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,

Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,

Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,

We, the American people, today ask you,

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.

2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.

3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.

4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.

Update: Turns out the petition was indeed created by the Christwire folks.

Info taken of strategyinformer

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Cool story bro.

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Blizzard produced Skyrim?

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MEGA fail

13 years ago
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Sir, you are rejected.

13 years ago
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I hope you know that christwire is just a troll website, apparently made by some college students

13 years ago
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It was a comedian, who did it, i heard.

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i like how you copy-pasted the update parts as well

13 years ago
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Did he never hear of WoW? Also, I am curious about Obama's response. He must have pissed himself laughing.

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He's too busy playing skyrim to care

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friggin lol'd

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lol

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God dammit I lol'd

13 years ago
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Oh that's new... Never heard of a blizzard game called skyrim, Only a bethesda game called skyrim.

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skyrim was made by mojang

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I thought it was made by Paradox.

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by Mojang.

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Then who made Scrolls?

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Bethesda.

13 years ago
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No, they made the GTA series.

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I thought that was PopCap

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notch does every game at minecraft so it was mojang

13 years ago
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No it wasn't, it was made by GameSpy! :)

13 years ago
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Mojang doesn't even make games, what are you talking about?

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"You must be new here"

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"To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment."
Done.

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^ THIS.

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is

13 years ago
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Stop it.

13 years ago
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Was posted on 'el vidyo' last night along with a bunch of other joke crap like that.
Nothing to see here. Move along.

13 years ago
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What a noob. Go crawl back under the rock you were born under and stop trolling video games.

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I dunno who is the idiot making the petition.... so idiot.
Btw look @ this guys : http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

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ROFL

13 years ago
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This petition was created just to get attention. Its statements and reasoning makes it very obvious that this petition is pointless.

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Heck yeah.

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My gawd...christians know about video games? Can't wait to see what happens when they discover online multiplayer games like mw3

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It is a troll website.. they aren't actually Christians..

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this.

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Christwire.com is a troll website. I thought everyone knew this already. I mean, just look at EVERY ARTICLE LISTED, it's obvious.

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My linking powers...they fail me :O

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+1

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this is supposed to be a satire like The Onion newspaper... but it wasn't funny, it's just nonsense. :(

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Yes folks, it's satire. And honestly really blunt satire. Christwire is usually much better at appearing semi-normal.

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what

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Wow that's a lot of work: destroy all copies, jail the players, remove any trace from the internet and record all gaming avatars and screen-names. Why don't you just sue "Blizzard". (LOL!)

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Yeah. They be trollin'. :I

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Pick up that can

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Ban Skyrim, play SS3 :P

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.> Now i understand why i hate religious fanatic extrem fundamentalist ppl

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I hope you're trolling, because this is bullsh*t.

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I wonder what the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster thinks of this

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What they think of it is nothing compared to what the church of the painted breast expressed their thoughts about the whole thing

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Oh my god. I never knew there is people other than me who get the joke.

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I'm certain the the great flying spaghetti monster is quite fond of Skyrim.

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I bet if they approve it, they won't achieve nothing with the Blizzard thingy.

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I chuckled.

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346 PETITIONS AND NEEDS 24,654

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Closed 13 years ago by Hobbax.