Lezz (6 minutes ago)

"Taking the bus to your house simulator" an exiting game where you have to take the bus to go back to your house!
you can go back from your work, from the school, ashamed from that beta testing session from the oculus sex simulator!

Main features:
•more than 900000+ bus lines from around the world!
•Realistic payment: pay for each ticket with REAL money!
•Realistic environment: you will feel how you freeze your ass on a winter morning, or how you (and every fucking else on the fucking bus) sweat to death on the extreme heat of summer!
•Realistic timing: you can sit waiting for the bus FOR HOURS!

SO.MUCH.FUN.
•Realistic decision: your decision matters. you can take the wrong bus, and end in the worse part of the city, and then, get mobed? stabed? even RAPED? pure simulated fun!.... you can also ended up kilometers (those are like miles, but better) away from your home, in a god forsaken land, at the 3.AM. now it's up to you, would you survive? OR WOULD YOU DIE!? what will you do in order to keep you alive? how many limits would you cross?.

"Taking the bus to your house simulator" fun for the family... unless you take the wrong bus

still unsure? read the words of the media!
"this game is racist"
-Kotaku

"this game is sexist"
-Rock, Papper, Shottgun

"they didn't pay us, so this game sucks"
-GameSpot

(available on early access summer 2014)

DoNotTakeTheWrongBus

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Stop spamming with these useless topics...

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+1
He just copied someone else's comment from his previous thread and posted it here as a new thread.

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r u twelve tho

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???

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you know, id actually buy this if it comes with a "winter morning ass freeze simulator" instrument.

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Kinky

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-throws monopoly money at the screen-

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did your steam account get VAC banned with all your CoD, or wha?

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TwitterGifts.com

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oh

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I took the wrong bus once and rode the whole line, the driver was looking strange at me.

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Sounds like a bad movie....

A guy gets on the wrong bus. He knows it's the wrong bus, but he stays on it, anyway, hoping his stop will come up. Somehow.... But it never does. And the bus driver keeps looking over his shoulder at him, an odd expression on his face. The bus drives on and on, and the sky gets darker and darker. Why are there no other people on the bus? Why does this road not look familiar? Why does the driver keep looking at him, strangely?

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Dun dun dun

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I would totally go watch that movie. Take my money please!

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I'd actually get thi-Realistic payment: pay for each ticket with REAL money! oh.

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I completely read that title wrong.

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Closed 10 years ago by adrenalin3123.