do you really have
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Well, I don't see any other bear kings around here, so yes, I guess I'm protecting you.
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Listen, You little scum! I had the crown before some holy-moly fake ruler also known as the Bear came here, wearing a crown. So he may rule his land that rolls in misery, but I'll rule my land, that has good people, strong warriors, noodles and NO bears.
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What a boring land that must be.... Should we "civilize" it?
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Are all humans so delusional? It won't be hard to conquer your regions then....
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We could teach you a few things about food afterwards.... Like honey-covered human ribs. Delicious.
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Sure, keep telling yourself that.
Anyway, we both know the Bear King won't command the attack on your pitiful land.....
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Why wouldn't He send a noodle? He has important stuff to do. Like eating and stuff. Have you ever considered that you (with all your delusions) are simply not worthy of His attention?
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If he really does that, then I don't respect him any more. A leader should talk with another leader, face to face not send some bootface to do his job. Also, a small piece of kebab like you mustn't insult me. If it happens again, then prepare for the war. I think Your Bear isn't happy when he hears that some crappy fly like You has started a war.
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The only purpose of life you should contemplate is praying to His Ogre Majesty Shrek as often as you can - 'cause Shrek is Love, I say - Shrek is Life!
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Life? Must've missed it. Is it on Early Access or something?
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Yeah, my ulterior purpose in life is basically the sam as all, be truly happy
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Meh. I don't do much. All I do is play games, make my boyfriend happy, and give away a game every week to a person in my group. Not too special.
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Definitely! (I left the D, because I just gave it to you ;D )
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Happy cake day! Not like it matters to me, but maybe it does to you? :p
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Ey this one is a serious topic homies.
I was thinking about suicide recently due to my meaningless life. I'm not trying to be a attention gigolo so let me say this and I will leave:
I really don't have a reason to live. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't live, I guess. I like playing games, and some other things. But that doesn't mean I should spend my life playing games neither. So here is where I'm going: You don't need to be the best. You just need to be have a happy life and the things makes you happy. Like muni, but no so much. Just enough to make you happy. That's what I'm counting on right now, leaving my depression behind, getting a job and having a happy life.
Also games.
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uzun adam'ın peşine takıl, hayatını yaşa. makarna kafası falan çohoş. gün gelir oğlu ölmüş anneyi yuhalarsın, gün gelir elektrik düşmanı kedi caps'i paylaşırsın, padişahının çaldığı paralarla zihin mastürbasyonu yapar, akparti sözlük'te (var böyle bir şey) kendin çalar kendin oynarsın. hatta niye bunların hepsini aynı günde yapmayasın? daha neler var da fazla gelmesin bir anda.
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Well said! I too have struggled with depression-induced suicidal thoughts and it's exactly this sort of thinking that helped me, just trying to find SOMETHING that made me happy from one moment to another, something that distracted me from the thoughts. I know it doesn't work for everyone, but it does for some and it has for me...so far...
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i only have one purpose in my life. to find you and censored censored censored censored censored censored censored.
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I was gonna vote 'nah just living from day to day without meaning', but then I saw potato
POTATO can be my new purpose!
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