If i were to walk into your room, what would i smell?

gun oil

Crazy has 3 accounts now? incredible

Kitty litter, sweat and greasy food.

nothing

The old Jarrah floorboards. But if you had asked me this question two weeks ago, I would have said "freshly cut bud".

... Probably some candle or another that I've had lit. Don't necessarily pay attention to the name of the scent after I buy it.

Come on ladies, we all know our rooms smell of blood, sweat, and nerd rage. Be honest :D

A fresh gravity... probably (?)

I would probably get banned for saying what you would smell.

Well lets just say, if this substance had a smell...

Probably salty ocean smell mixed with sappy pine forest smell. Was a nice warm day so the windows are open, and I live in the woods next to the ocean. >.>

I know, not as exciting.

Maybe you smell Chineseness, and oil. Because my house is above a chinese noodle restaurant

... i just farted

... so yeah

Victory.

You wouldn't smell anything really. Probably just sneeze a lot because there's quite a bit of dust in here. ;/

fear

The lingering scent of your mu... nvm!

Probably my foot as it touches your nose for walking into my room out of nowhere and without warning. :P

old jizz.. and freshly mown grass cuzz my window is open

fabric softener

Sweat.

a mixture of rainforest, smoke (due to back-burning in the nearby hills) and various teas (i specifically buy some just to have them act as a diffuser because i love the aroma)... since my window is always open i get new scents everyday... although my room has dropped below freezing (Celsius) on occasion because of this but because i live in this backwards country known as "Australia", for some reason my body temp is always un-naturally fairly warm (even if i am stark nude and believe me I've tested this)... this has led to people clinging to me when its cold and not gonna lie it felt good to be needed

Cymbopogon nardus

sweat

Chloroform. Next thing you know, you'll be in my cellar and I'll leave you there to mature like a good wine. After some time, I'll be back to check on you, seeing if you're ready to be my pet.