Any good jokes?

A: My dog has no nose.

B: How does he smell?

A: Awful!

Why did the spy cross the road?

He never really was on your side.

Two men, one black, one white walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke but your girlfriend's a whore.

whats mothers favorite dance?

the mom-ba

codmw3 will be the most innovative fps ever, way different and better than the previous.

Half Life 3

why are black people so tall?
because their knee grows.
(please don't hurt me black people)

With a sheep under his arm, a man walks into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife. “This is the pig I have sleep with when you have a headache,” he says. The wife looks at him and replies, “That’s not a pig, it’s a sheep.” He answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.

After having s#@ Bill Gates’ Wife Says to Bill Gates “Now I know Why You Named your Company as ‘Microsoft’

sorry for my dirty jokes <= this is the third joke

Girlfriend? Whats that ?

If I redhead works at a Bread Factory, does that make him a Ginger Bread Man?

Lolz, bad joke.

Woman's rights.

Because someone woulda said it.

A guy bought progressive glasses. His doctor said that he would see everything double for quite a while.

Then one day that patient guy went to doctor again with an anger.

"I'm throwing away that sh*t!

"What happened?" doctor said.

"While i pee-pee, i saw two of them. I thought the small one haven't be mine, so i putted that in. Look what happened now!" he said when he shows his crotch.

Guy got hit by an ambulance infront of Pirogov! (if you are Bulgarian you know what's the funny)

I lol'd

Heisenberg's offspring of certain mammal. Maybe those aren't to be placed here...

anyway , if u feel sad , do not force yourself to be happy , just be sad and enjoy the sadness.
now is a good time to play sad games like to the moon and listen to sad music.(you enjoy twice)

Don't have a joke, but a song? Oh yeah! Do I have a masterpiece for you or what LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

Sorry to hear that brah. Grab some whiskey and a fine cigar and enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-O9X1E8sA

assumption song on youtube