**So a guy added me today and well.. it's kinda funny.

Just need to know.

If A guy does a horrible attempt at scamming/tricking/begging, is it calling out if it has nothing to do with steam gifts?

*EDIT: ok here goes. Name changed to something more fitting. Probably could have also gone with "YOLO" or "The Great cooked one".***

4:52 PM - Cross{x)Hair: hi there

4:54 PM - Fluffy Monkey is now Online.

4:54 PM - Fluffy Monkey : you picked a bad time

4:54 PM - Cross{x)Hair: u added me:P ?

4:54 PM - Cross{x)Hair: back soon, leave msg of what u wanted to trade here

4:54 PM - Cross{x)Hair: :)

4:55 PM - Fluffy Monkey : well can you do something for my b day

4:56 PM - Fluffy Monkey : ?

4:56 PM - Cross{x)Hair: ?

4:56 PM - Fluffy Monkey : there is a game i wanted for 2.00

4:57 PM - Cross{x)Hair: ah kewl

4:57 PM - Fluffy Monkey : seeing that you made my lost my game

4:57 PM - Fluffy Monkey : can you get it for me

4:57 PM - Cross{x)Hair: made you lose ur game?

4:58 PM - Fluffy Monkey : yes

4:58 PM - Cross{x)Hair: i still have 13 copies in my inventory

^^^^^I assumed he was referring to the SR4 season passes I was trading/selling yesterday^^^^^^

4:59 PM - Cross{x)Hair: and tonnes of people who used them fine

4:59 PM - Cross{x)Hair: I'll have to talk to u later anyway, im about to leave for work

4:59 PM - Fluffy Monkey : ?

4:59 PM - Cross{x)Hair: what game did u lose?

4:59 PM - Fluffy Monkey : well can i have a look at the gamesyou have

At this stage I scoured through my trade history looking for this guy

5:00 PM - Cross{x)Hair: dude, what game u rekon u lost?

5:00 PM - Fluffy Monkey : gun point

5:00 PM - Cross{x)Hair: err... i have never sold u gunpoint

5:01 PM - Fluffy Monkey : well i had it here now it is gone out of my steam ;(

5:01 PM - Cross{x)Hair: and how is that my fault?

5:01 PM - Cross{x)Hair: how is that anything to do with me?

5:02 PM - Fluffy Monkey : what a min hold on how did this go from you buy me a game to this

5:03 PM - Cross{x)Hair: >>>4:57 PM - Fluffy Monkey : seeing that you made my lost my game

5:03 PM - Cross{x)Hair: u said i lost u a game

5:03 PM - Fluffy Monkey : yes i ment the quake 3 game i was playing

5:03 PM - Fluffy Monkey : lol

5:05 PM - Fluffy Monkey : anyway do you have gun point

5:06 PM - Fluffy Monkey : cuz it my bday can i pick a game out of you gifts

5:08 PM - Fluffy Monkey : http://steamcommunity.com/economy/item/753/1/1333326022047884771/?l=english&o_url=Colt2911

5:08 PM - Fluffy Monkey : http://steamcommunity.com/economy/item/753/1/1855759971361662719/?l=english&o_url=Colt2911

5:08 PM - Fluffy Monkey : http://steamcommunity.com/economy/item/753/1/2111342336669735014/?l=english&o_url=Colt2911

At this stage I showed my mate this, he replied

5:12 PM - Cross{x)Hair: 5:04 PM - +PCPP+ Panzernacker: not that fucking idiot

                              +PCPP+ Panzernacker: he added me also

5:12 PM - Fluffy Monkey : hold on

5:12 PM - Fluffy Monkey : he's the fucking ldiot

I then went to work, made this thread and then asked him

10:14 PM - Cross{x)Hair: do u use steamgifts?

10:15 PM - Fluffy Monkey : i did at one time but i did not win anything

10:16 PM - Fluffy Monkey : so no

10:17 PM - Fluffy Monkey : why

10:21 PM - Fluffy Monkey : WHAT DID U WANT

10:21 PM - Cross{x)Hair: nothing

10:21 PM - Cross{x)Hair: u have 371 games and still want some of mine

10:21 PM - Cross{x)Hair: makes sense

10:22 PM - Fluffy Monkey : i wanted one

10:22 PM - Fluffy Monkey : for my b day

10:22 PM - Fluffy Monkey : one

10:22 PM - Fluffy Monkey : and i told you what it is

10:23 PM - Cross{x)Hair: ahh how old will u be

10:24 PM - Fluffy Monkey : 18

10:27 PM - Fluffy Monkey : WHY DID U WANTED TO KNOW IF I USE THAT FUCKED UP STEAM GIFTS

10:27 PM - Cross{x)Hair: beggers dont get to ask questions

10:29 PM - Fluffy Monkey : YES THAY DO WHY DID YOU WANT TO KNOW YOU FUCKED UP MY GAME

10:30 PM - Fluffy Monkey : i had it with that other cunt

10:31 PM - Cross{x)Hair: what did he do?

10:31 PM - Fluffy Monkey : i was playing a game and he wood keep at me all the fucking time

10:32 PM - Fluffy Monkey : gta is fucking hard

10:32 PM - Fluffy Monkey : and puting up with the steam chat going off every 2mins was pissing me off

10:33 PM - Fluffy Monkey : and then you start with that gay site

10:34 PM - Fluffy Monkey : i am someone you do not want to piss off

10:36 PM - Cross{x)Hair: fair enough....

I did realise after that he was actually saying i lost him his match of Quake. So made it even funnier lol.

10:42 PM - Fluffy Monkey : but can i have the game i wanted

10:42 PM - Cross{x)Hair: mm

10:44 PM - Fluffy Monkey : yes

10:45 PM - Cross{x)Hair: why should i give a random a game?

10:45 PM - Fluffy Monkey : come on i told you why

10:47 PM - Cross{x)Hair: casue ur spoilt kid?

10:49 PM - Fluffy Monkey : you got what you wanted

10:49 PM - Cross{x)Hair: whats that?

10:50 PM - Fluffy Monkey : YOU GOT ME KILLED IN THE GAME

10:50 PM - Cross{x)Hair: BWUAHAHAHAHHAHAH

10:51 PM - Ulala: STFU I AM NOW PISSED OFF WITH YOU 1ST QUAKE AND NOW THIS GAME YOU GOING TO FUCKING PAY

10:51 PM - Cross{x)Hair: kk ill pay

10:51 PM - Fluffy Monkey has accepted your request to trade.

^^I offered Toki Tori 2 Coupon^^

10:52 PM - Cross{x)Hair: please accept

10:53 PM - Fluffy Monkey : NO

10:53 PM - Fluffy Monkey : GAME OR GO AWAY

10:54 PM - Fluffy Monkey : PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID OR I WILL KILL YOU

and then I deleted him...

or did I :P

10:57 PM - Fluffy Monkey : NOW WERE IS MY PAY MENT

10:57 PM - Cross{x)Hair: what country do u live in?

10:57 PM - Cross{x)Hair: gunpoint might be banned there

10:58 PM - Fluffy Monkey : IN MY COUNTRY THE GAME IS NOT BANNED

10:58 PM - Cross{x)Hair: do u live in the usa

10:59 PM - Fluffy Monkey : no

10:59 PM - Cross{x)Hair: ahhhhhh

I then went afk to do er.....other stuff

10:59 PM - Fluffy Monkey : if it was banned where i am i wood not see the store page

11:00 PM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

11:01 PM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

11:03 PM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

11:04 PM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

11:04 PM - Fluffy Monkey : come back here

11:36 PM - Fluffy Monkey : now

I rekon he's cooked on something fierce

12:06 AM - Fluffy Monkey : thlk

12:07 AM - Fluffy Monkey : talk*

12:08 AM - Ulala: you invite me and trade me what you have to pay me

12:09 AM - Cross{x)Hair: again:S

12:09 AM - Cross{x)Hair: do you take medication?

12:09 AM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:09 AM - Cross{x)Hair: do you know ether joking or not. threatening someone on steam is a permanent ban offence?

12:10 AM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:10 AM - Cross{x)Hair: and if your 18, then your school must have really realllly really reallllllyyyyyyyy needed new text
books

12:10 AM - You have accepted the trade request from Fluffy Monkey .

12:10 AM - Cross{x)Hair: its almost like one of us is closing ur trade offers

12:11 AM - Fluffy Monkey : yes and i am starting to think it is you now STOP IT AND TRADE

12:11 AM -Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:12 AM - Cross{x)Hair: STEAM™ ONLINE CONDUCT: As a Steam subscriber you agree to abide by the following conduct rules. ETC

12:12 AM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:13 AM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:14 AM - Call from Fluffy Monkey started.

I Press Ignore

12:14 AM -Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:14 AM - Call with Fluffy Monkey ended.

12:14 AM - Fluffy Monkey : respond

12:14 AM - Cross{x)Hair: hi

12:14 AM - Fluffy Monkey had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

12:15 AM - Fluffy Monkey : you are starting to piss me off

10 years ago*

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That was worth a good laugh. xD

10 years ago
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Erm I'm confused 2

10 years ago
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We live in a sad world.

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Agg... it so god damn hard to understand what those beggar, scammer try to say so much. And you should accept that call

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This Ulala is like a conversation with CleverBot :D
BTW gift him a copy of Fortix :D

10 years ago
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No, A copy of Dota 2

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I really hope he is just joking around or he is seriously mentally ill, I feel sorry for him.

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Thanks for the laugh, mate. It was very funny :)

Even though not, you might still want to change the name even though he is not connected with SG. Got a suspension once for posting the same stuff^^ and even though I complained in the unsuspend ticket that the scammer was not in SG, it was still calling out. Anyways, just as a precaution.

Thanks again :P

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but but WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT? I need to know hahaha

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B-b-but duuuuude. What if he threatens to kill you in 20 years! He's just one retardation step from doing it! How will you live with that?! You gotta give him a gaem now before it's too late! :O
(Wow, yeah, I know, that's veeery old. But you "conversation" with this guy reminded me too much of it, I couldn't help it! XD )

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HAHA I've never seen that.

DAT COLD HEARTH!!!!! You should warm it with a Hearthfire lol

Damn that joke got used on that page already:(

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Well that was random!

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Love these, thanks for posting

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Nothing usual.

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I actually have another really old one. It's bloody entertaining, but It's back when I was a bit younger and silly and I egged him on a bit.

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Go on, give it to us :-P

OR I WILL KILL YOU

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Oh god hahahaha thats hilarious. Seriously hahaha oh god hold on... give me a second... Okay now that was funny and wow. Thank you for the entertainment.

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