Green bar you're so uplifting and you make my heart explode

Nothing is so elating, or deserving of an ode.

You turn up every time a game is about to change hands:

Bad Rats, Fortix, Crazy Machines, or even Borderlands.

You bring such cheer and merriment to us Plebian folks

That I can almost raise a smile at "Thanks for Skyrim" jokes.

Each time that you appear, it truly is a thing of beauty.

Even if it's Johnny Onepost "gifting" Call of fucking Duty...

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Please use this thread to pay tribute to the little green fella...

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lovely green bar.. you made me jump a lot of times

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in all seriousness..that was very poetic and i cracked a smile. Very well written..and i'm not one to care.

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I'm not sure what's going on.

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I'd like green bar to come and see me more often.. :|

btw, nicely done op ;)

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I'm not sure what's going on.

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Thanks for Skyrim.

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I'm not sure what's going on.

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I like it better when green bar is red. It is the color of Revolution!

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In the dark of night, a cold sweat breaks,

let's try this puzzle concerning cakes.

The reward might be Portal, but the limit's the sky,

unless I'm rickrolled and the cake's a lie.

Half an hour later, the thread's seen no bump,

probably no solvers, but not even a rant?

Then suddenly I remember where I've seen

that armor, and horses, and landscape so grim!

The answer is Skyrim, the puzzle is solved,

the reward's a giveaway - lo and behold!

It turns out it's Fortix, which I've already won,

but thanks for the riddles, and a night of fun!

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This is pure art.

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This was beautiful AtomicWoodchuck. ಥ_ಠ

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I feel like this is a trick. For I see the green bar more often to give. But I forgive for I do gift, of my own free will, to my comrades with keyboard and mouse.

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Green bar? the legendary green bar ahhh, I so miss him!

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nicely done, Woodchuck!

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POOPYYYY. I m1sS U Gr33N b4r!!! W3 w1Ll 4lWaYz R3m3mB3R U!1!

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slow clap

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Pretty sure I know what's going on... nope, wait, I don't. Thought I had a moment of lucidity there. Sorry for the false alarm.

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im əmin deyil nə gedir

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I just couldn't stop thinking of this song when i read the title.

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Closed 11 years ago by AtomicWoodchuck.