In the dark of night, a cold sweat breaks,
let's try this puzzle concerning cakes.
The reward might be Portal, but the limit's the sky,
unless I'm rickrolled and the cake's a lie.
Half an hour later, the thread's seen no bump,
probably no solvers, but not even a rant?
Then suddenly I remember where I've seen
that armor, and horses, and landscape so grim!
The answer is Skyrim, the puzzle is solved,
the reward's a giveaway - lo and behold!
It turns out it's Fortix, which I've already won,
but thanks for the riddles, and a night of fun!
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Pretty sure I know what's going on... nope, wait, I don't. Thought I had a moment of lucidity there. Sorry for the false alarm.
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Green bar you're so uplifting and you make my heart explode
Nothing is so elating, or deserving of an ode.
You turn up every time a game is about to change hands:
Bad Rats, Fortix, Crazy Machines, or even Borderlands.
You bring such cheer and merriment to us Plebian folks
That I can almost raise a smile at "Thanks for Skyrim" jokes.
Each time that you appear, it truly is a thing of beauty.
Even if it's Johnny Onepost "gifting" Call of fucking Duty...
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Please use this thread to pay tribute to the little green fella...
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