So I made some giveaways out of the pure goodness of my heart. I love giving back to the community, and I figured that you guys would enjoy some great games like Batman: Arkham Asylum and Dead Space.

But when I check my CV now, it's still at exactly 30 dollars.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I GAVE AWAY TWO GAMES BECAUSE I'M SUCH A NICE AND AMAZING PERSON AND THIS SITE WON'T EVEN GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT?

I gave these gifts voluntarily. No one was forcing me to give them away. And Steamgifts has the gall to take away my hard-earned contributor value? What kind of site does that?

And before you tell me that I didn't spend even close to thirty dollars on those two games, let me get this straight. I'll have you know that I spent a whole four hundred sixty-two dollars and fifty-eight cents on those two bundles. Just because other people don't want to support charity and developers and people at Humble Bundle doesn't mean that I don't. Pffffffffft, the nerve of some people, getting games for only a dollar.

Wait until my father hears about this. He'll come and shut this site down permanently. Like it deserves to be. I'll even get him to buy the domain and turn this site into a horse-breeding simulator. And you know what? It's going to be the best horse-breeding simulator ever. And if anyone even tries to even give away so much as a Fortix on that site, they'll be permabanned even harder than diamond (Did you not get that? Because diamond is the hardest naturally-occurring substance on earth. Bet you didn't know that, dimwits.).

Steamgifts, you've made me mad. You know what I'm going to do now? You see this giveaway? WELL, TOO BAD. YOU CAN'T ENTER. This one too. YOU HEAR THAT? NO ENTERING EITHER OF THESE GIVEAWAYS. EVER!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA, AND I WAS GIVING AWAY SKYRIM, TOO! EAT IT, STEAMGIFTS!

steamgifts? more like shittygifts
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Thank God I read the end first.

10 years ago
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Thank god I read your comment first. =P

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All hail the great EthylMethylEther!

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Im your father,tell me son

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clap clap clap well played, sir.

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All hail the great EthylMethylEther! :D

10 years ago
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I can't wait to try out the horse breeding simulator! It'd better have mule-making functionality though. I have high standards.

10 years ago
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Me too, damn i really want to own a horse ;)

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Haha that was cute and I'm not angry I read the whole thread. Now tell me where Skyrim is and I won't tell your father that you've been acting like a spoiled child :P (Hope I helped you on relieving some of the boredom.)

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Will we be able to breed Zebras?

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I laughed entirely too hard at this. Thank you.

10 years ago
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I prefer dragon breeding simulator please

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Once I read "Wait until my father hears about this" you lost me 100%......

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Same with me.

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Cue ferret scene.

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Harry Potter reference =)

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me too..

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Well played.

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+1 for originality

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Thanks for Skyrim! :D

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Did you sniff yourself ?

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The best horse-breeding simulator ever? Awwww yessss...

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+1, we need this.

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Lol that was entertaining

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so much angst and i love it! also thanks for the giveaways!

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Whoa whoa, chill man! :P

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Ahem. I believe this thread needs to be seen by more people.

fix math nao plz steamgifts

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I see what you did there

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i lold

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right way

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Thank you! entered fortix left rest for others.

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Yeah I agree. It's all a scam!

:P

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