2 Killing Floor Guest Passes to give away

I love cheese so much because its the closest I will ever get to the moon. Obviously, Swiss cheese is the correct cheese to like. Other cheeses are okay, but none other than Swiss comes from the moon. I can eat as much Swiss cheese as there are crackers, and as long as there are no robots. Cheesed off people are the worst kind of cheese.

I love cheese mainly because I live in Wisconsin, the Land of Cheese. The best kind of cheese is Munster Cheese, because it sounds like monster, and monsters are awesome. It also reminds me of watching The Munsters when I was a kid. In one sitting I can eat the exact amount of cheese that it takes to create a lifesize sculpture of myself. Don't ask how I know that. The worst flavor of cheese is swiss, because it has holes in it. Why would you eat damaged cheese? You don't go to the store and pick out a bottle of soda that has a hole in it, so why would you do that with cheese? (on a side note, they sell donuts and donut holes, why not sell swiss cheese and swiss cheese holes?)

Cheese is the bomb! I love all flavors of cheese, not one I can think of which I don't like. :D
The only occasions I can eat so much cheese at once that I feel sick afterwards, is when I eat Cheese Fondue.
The only bad thing about it, besides feeling all bloated up (like one of those Boomer-Zombies you see in left for dead), is that the whole apartment stinks like somebody's workout socks, on a hot summer day, for about 2 days.

Oh, actually there are two types of cheese I don't like.. cheesy love movies.. or cheesy comments like this one >.<

I love cheese because as InTraining has already mentioned, the moon is made of cheese. What type of cheese is such a tough question to answer. My favorite type of cheese for sandwiches is provolone. Though I do fancy myself some muenster occasionally. Swiss is really good with ham as well. I love cream cheese on my bagels. As for cheese and crackers I like a good pepper cheese and could eat a pound of that in a sitting easily. What kind of cheese do I hate most is kinda trick question. As of now I haven't really had any cheese that I hated. Some were kinda "meh" but certainly not bad. Once when I went to make a sandwich and then found out the cheese had gone bad because I didn't eat it fast enough and had a very nasty taste to it and made me throw up but it was perfectly good provolone a month before so it wasn't the cheese's fault.
Great idea for a giveaway. I already own Killing Floor so don't give it to me. I just wanted to share my thoughts on cheese.

I love cheese, because it's an starcraft 2 term for an all-in which relies on not being scouted by the opponent and when it happens to you it just stinks, just like I think some cheeses stink.

I love cheese because when pizza is well done and you take one piece in your hand then cheese doesn't want to rupture... it's never ending.. never!

I don't eat cheese. That is my story.

Copyright Scrap. 2011-2012. All rights reserved.