So it's my 22nd birthday on the 9th. I've yet to get laid.

Is this bad? My excuse is that I don't care much for it as I have a left and right hand! Or maybe I am waiting for marriage.

I am not even an ugly guy :(

Also stay tuned for give-aways on the 16th they will be very secret and full of skyrimz!

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Save the money for the skyrimz and get a hoe...

12 years ago
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22 and a virgin? sounds like the 16th century is still alive in times today

12 years ago
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13 Year Old's not Virgins? Sounds like the end of the world.

Seriously, I have no idea what caused today's times to become so horrible. Next thing you know you will be shot on your 18th birthday if your still a Virgin. lol

12 years ago
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Haha :)

I mean there's been times when I could of but eh would rather not bang some drunk slag yano :P

12 years ago
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why not bang a drunk slut? you have to start somewhere.. ;)

12 years ago
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22 year old virgin here aswell. Im not in any hurry anymore though :P Rather get my own place and a job.

12 years ago
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Suit up, your next stop is local bar, remember to be awesome!

12 years ago
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Sex is overrated, you're not missing much

12 years ago
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Sex is overrated. Love is not.

Sex + Love = o_O

12 years ago
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-O-

12 years ago
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Happy early birthday sexy

12 years ago
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Happy birthday!

I won't comment on the rest . . . or did I do just that now?

12 years ago
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"My excuse is that I don't care much for it"

Lol okay... keep telling yourself that.

12 years ago
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What's wrong with that? Why would/should he care so much?

12 years ago
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My bet is that he's just covering the fact that he's anti-social and couldn't get any even if he wanted to because he doesn't know how to pick up or really even communicate with another human.

12 years ago
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Dont worry, its far more important the fact that you have the balls to say it.

Take your time, also happy birthday.

12 years ago
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+1

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+1

12 years ago
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April Fools! We all know BehemothCousins gets laid everyday.

12 years ago
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Happy Birthday :3

Can't comment c_c

12 years ago
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"i accidentally virgin, is this bad?"
Just wait it out, something'll turn up.

12 years ago
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Something about this and your layout seems like a secret puzzle.

Just in case: happy berfffday, now go lay some pipe!

12 years ago
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The curse of the SteamGifts forum XD

12 years ago
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Failmuch?
No.

Opening thread about it?
Yes.

12 years ago
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dont worry about it... ill lend u some of my biotches :)

12 years ago
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lol

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Almost forgot, take this in mind, and have a blast

12 years ago
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His birthday is in 8 days, not today.
And if you don't care for it, then it's fine. To be honest there's no real reason you should.

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nothing wrong with being a virigin at 22, but youre obviously a little hung up about it. just loosen up a little and let a few beers do the talking; dont over-complicate the situation with trivial concerns about feelings or consent

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lol, that's right, screw (with or without) consent

12 years ago
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Happy Birthday To You

12 years ago
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get married.

12 years ago
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in your case then i blame games :D sometimes they divert you from opportunities.

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Closed 12 years ago by BehemothCousins.