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When I mistook a chippee for KFC. [Solution]

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I told the guy working at the till, "I want my chicken Xtra crispy".
He told me I was at the wrong place, it was a chip shop, and asked me, "would you like some cod with chips instead?"
I could tell he was ridiculing me, he looked at me in a juvenile fashion, "You can keep your damn cods!" I yelled.
He responded to this by giving me the finger and yelling "OI M8 KOM HEAR AN SAY THAT IMA SLIT UR FUKEN TROAT OPIN U CHEEKY KUNT!"

Am I the only one who's been through this? I hate it when I walk into somewhere and think it's something else. It can't be the perpetual use of heroin, maybe it's coffee?

Edit: So yeah, it was a hidden puzzle - you had to follow the clue of the letters in italic and enter "gXcodjYv" in our oh so beloved puzzle website itstoohard for the link http://itstoohard.com/puzzle/gXcodjYv and answer the questions, the answers to which were bel air/bel-air and orange juice champagne (should've added alternative answers for that one, my bad). As you can probably guess, the puzzle has nothing to do with How I Met Your mother, but with the old-ass TV show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Both of the questions were from the theme song, the first question was a HUGE hint towards the second one. The other line was further down in the lyrics of the song and hopefully to some old fans in their heart. Solving the puzzle gave you a link to my giveaway which was the game The Polynomial - Space of the music. Congratulations to the winner and thank you to everyone for participating.

11 years ago*

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wat

11 years ago

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Nah, definitely heroin

11 years ago

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First of all here, if any employee said that to a visitor, no matter the crappy job - they would be fired on the spot.

11 years ago

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Oh rly? oO

11 years ago

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The brits don't fire their employees for such small offenses. It's part of the atmosphere.

11 years ago

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I'm not British, so can't say I've ever experienced that.

11 years ago

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OI IT'S ALMOST 9 BONG TIME FOR MY FIFTEENTH CUPPA TEA WITH PRETZELS.

11 years ago

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you're now support bobo! :)

11 years ago

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as far as I'm concerned it's 5, not 9
russian fag gets into the thread

11 years ago

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EVRY BONG IS TEA AND PRETZELS BONG OI M8 I WILL CHIP U CHEEKY KUNT

11 years ago

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Not the only one.

11 years ago

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This .gif makes my day every single time I see it C:<

11 years ago

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Funny, but that's totally racist against blacks (can't be seen in the dark)!

11 years ago

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What

11 years ago

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To be fair, I think it's safe to say you can't see anything in the dark. Does that mean I'm racist towards everything?

11 years ago

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lol, that is epic, a chavvy xeno

11 years ago

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wat game is this o.o must play it.

11 years ago

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It's Aliens: Colonial Marines and you really don't want to play it. Seriously.

11 years ago

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+1

If it is the chavvy alien that looks appealing, take a trip to England.

11 years ago

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u wot m8

11 years ago

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Whats a chippee?

11 years ago

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fish%20and%20Chip%20Shop&defid=1861111

11 years ago

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Kinda wish we had more of those around here.

11 years ago

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Do they not sell sell fish & chips in 'murica? Where's the freedom in that?

11 years ago

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Oh they do, it's just not as common as burger joints and taco bells and whatnot. You have to go out of your way to find it. Most generic restaurants have it in the menu. Just not many places that specialize in it.

11 years ago

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Also, I'm in the middle of the country, nowhere near the coast. Perhaps they're more common by the ocean.

11 years ago

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Nope (California).
We do have a combo Long John Silver's/KFC close by though. But to find another primarily-fish-n-chips place, I wouldn't know where to look without the internet.

11 years ago

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get mcdonalds fish bits. they're food.

11 years ago

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They probably don't like the hidden horse meat in the fish.

11 years ago

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9/10 would die laughing again

11 years ago

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Suppose you could get siX cod jumping slY blathering vagabond?

edit-

11 years ago

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b&

11 years ago

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Heroin is doubtless the reason.

11 years ago

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Suppose u got some to share Casti. Ima not impling u have, bro. But if u have would ya share?

11 years ago

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WE HAVE A CODE BLUE, DRUG DEALER BEING PUBLICLY REFERRED TO AS A DRUG DEALER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO BOYS.

11 years ago

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I'll join in.

11 years ago

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Sharing is caring, ya know. But I don't have none ATM, bro

Meet me you know where.

11 years ago

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okay manz, I´ll be there yoz

11 years ago

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Not that his behavior was acceptable..but why would you snap and yell at him for something that small? I might react somewhat irritated, but yelling that he can keep his damn cods? Nah. You overreacted and he did too (a lot more). If you act aggressive against someone (like him), it isn't surprising someone reacts the same way back.

Still, kind of sad how people shout death threats because someone yelled at them..

11 years ago

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People stuck in the chip shop business typically aren't very satisfied with life, I can tell you that for a fact.

11 years ago

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-1

I find the thought of working in such a fine establishment, that guarantees you'll be as greasy as a spotty teen, rather, appealing, hoff hoff hoff.
Plus wrapping those chips takes some 1337 skilz, brah. And who isn't satisfied knowing the "cod" their customers are eating, is actually seahorse?

11 years ago

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/yawn

11 years ago

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one day was goin to get ice cream from mcdonalds but i accidently went to kfc and the counter guy was pointing to my right so i moveved up a counter, they said 'm8 wrong shop' i was like -_- i see and i went to mcdonalds which was right next to kfc and i was like FINALLY ICE CREAMSSSSS!!!1

11 years ago

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Should of just taken the horsemeat with chips. Nationwide special at the moment.

11 years ago

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horse is a delicacy in france. think about it, far more rare than cow, more expensive to raise, more useful...who can afford to eat a horse? specially in a school lunch pie

11 years ago

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I just realised the word is 'mistook' and not 'mistaked'. Derp.

11 years ago

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if you showed up eating your cat like in your avatar, I would say that you had meat enough z:

11 years ago

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Neigh I did not. It was but a mare snack for the main horse; 100% French chicken.

11 years ago

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One can never have enough pussy.

11 years ago

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this is true, but not when you are going to a chippee or KFC o.o

11 years ago

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There was a chippee called KFC where I used to live. I walked in there once Got all the way to the counter, realised it wasn't KFC, and immediately walked out, making myself look like a complete and utter mong in the process.

11 years ago

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Your avatar has a baby eating a cat...

/thread

11 years ago

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I don't think it's a baby

11 years ago

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... My brain cannot compute this. She is eating the cat. Somewhere there is a cat running from this monster.

11 years ago

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As CaptainTurtles has said, it's not a baby, just regular life in Japan.

11 years ago

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what is she doing in first pic last square?

11 years ago

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She is attempting to extract the cat's shirikodama.

11 years ago

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yeah, thats what it looked like... weird thing to do though cause whats she gonna do with it if she gets it?

11 years ago

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Is she harvesting its soul?

11 years ago

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holy shit you have more of those? I looked through her entire tumble but I don't have half of those pics. You got them separately somewhere?

11 years ago

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I'm surprised you've not seen them all given that you have one as your avatar, they're usually posted together around the Internet. There's probably more of them by now, those images are fairly old.

11 years ago

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ewwww

11 years ago

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UUUUMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm,

wow - no shit...

11 years ago

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This is why NZ has the highest rate of throat slitting related deaths in the world.
It's a major issue here.

11 years ago

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hahahaha, cause people mistake F&C for KFC?

11 years ago

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Because people mistake everything for F&C. It's very easy since every second shop is a F&C shop.

11 years ago

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SuperFluffyKitty

Bitch get me a chicken sandwich... and some waffle fries, FOR FREE

11 years ago

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where to...?

11 years ago

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Are you from Australia? The way you wrote how the guy responded sounds like you would be from there

11 years ago

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They're from the UK.

Nahw, if u evah get that wrung agan, I swhear dan, on me muthas life, I wil shank you blud, u heare me? Fukin cunt. Pusyhule.

11 years ago

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Ok brah, but answer this question... Do you even lift?

11 years ago

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Nah, i usually do it the other way around. Ordering Chips at chicken cottage

11 years ago

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This is one reason why I avoid chippee places, rude service tsk tsk tsk.

11 years ago

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Plus, with the same reasons of not buying ASDA own brand burgers, only chavs would eat at such a "fine" establishment.

11 years ago

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When the going gets tough, the food gets shit. But yeah, they probably eat that crap by choice.

11 years ago

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Or when they are pissed and are looking for 2 week old meat.

11 years ago

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NO JONEX

11 years ago

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What? Is that supposed to be the sign they put outside?

I don't need no sign.

11 years ago

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Seriously, what's a chippee place?

EDIT: ok, just saw the explanation a few posts from this one... Nothing to see here! Move on! Move on!

11 years ago

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The exact same thing happened to me as well. Down to the line the guy yelled at me. I think they are a franchise.

11 years ago

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ill fukkin dek u sware on me mum

11 years ago

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yer wulk away, pusihule cunt

11 years ago

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oh boi

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