Dota 2 invites

Yeah, I know that you're tired of topics like this, but this one was made for people who still don't have this game and want to play it. Cuz I don't have any friends to give it I decided to make simple rules for those who want:

1) You shouldn't have Dota 2 in your game list. Comments like: "My friend wants it, but he can't ask you, cuz he has problem with internet; his cat has diarrhea; he doesn't have arms" - they pass through.

2) I have only 5 Dota 2 invites. So, I'll give it to 5 first commenters who'll write "I WANT DOTA 2" (You should write comments, not replies)

3) You should add me to friends, and I'll send it as a gift (then you may remove me from your friend list)

4) ?????

5)Profit!