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Thanks for Skyrim.

Ok, added him. Need to talk to him about the spam problem in SG.

That is awesome.......thanks for that.

What?

Awesome!

• Your Anonymous Profile: Hello [Necroblight], how can I help you today?
• Necroblight: I have so many games and I don't know who to give those games to. :(
• Your Anonymous Profile: I see.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Let us start with a few questions.
• Your Anonymous Profile: 1. How selfish would you rate yourself on a level of 1-10?
• Necroblight: 10
• Your Anonymous Profile: 2. Have you ever been in a sexual relationship?
• Necroblight: Does my hand count.
• Your Anonymous Profile: No.
• Necroblight: P.S: I'm trolling, so you don't have to take me too serious just in case.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Oh, I realise that.
• Your Anonymous Profile: 3. How many times a day do you masturbate?
• Necroblight: Will "it's complicated" relationship with my hand suffice?
• Necroblight: 0.1
• Necroblight: I start for a second, I cum way too fast.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Hmm.
• Your Anonymous Profile: You should consider giving the games to a charity.
• Your Anonymous Profile: The EFF, for example.
• Your Anonymous Profile: You have what I like to call "unlimited games syndrome".
• Necroblight: I think they'll need to start another charity after they'll play them.
• Your Anonymous Profile: See a therapist.
• Necroblight: Can it be fatal?
• Your Anonymous Profile: If left untreated, yes.
• Your Anonymous Profile: See a therapist.
• Necroblight: Will you pay for him?
• Your Anonymous Profile: No.
• Necroblight: I wasted too much money on games that I don't have enought for a therapist.
• Necroblight: *the-rapist
• Your Anonymous Profile: I see.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Oh.
• Your Anonymous Profile: You were raped?
• Necroblight: Yeah, played WarZ.
• Your Anonymous Profile: OH.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Well, that is the most serious of matters.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Please, do NOT try suicide.
• Your Anonymous Profile: You cannot escape from the horror that IS The War Z.
• Necroblight: But . . . but . . . will they ever find a cure at leats?
• Necroblight: *least
• Your Anonymous Profile: I'm going to be honest with you, Necroblight.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Cancer would be easier to cure.
• Your Anonymous Profile: I'm sorry.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Therapy could still help, though.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Do NOT give up hope.
• Necroblight: What if I'll copy the game and then let someone else play it?
• Your Anonymous Profile: It won't work. It's scarred in your memory forever.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Thank you for contacting the sex workshop. If you have any other questions, feel free to add me again.
• Your Anonymous Profile: Goodbye.
• Your Anonymous Profile is now Offline.
• Necroblight: Well, goodbye. XD

will he help me with gf problems?

Ok

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Add him, people. He loves you dearly

So, I kinda lied at the last part, but w/e.

Your Anonymous Profile: How can a man with such an intelligent quote on his profile have problems?

Sam Wolf: Well, right now

Sam Wolf: I'm in a problem

Sam Wolf: I have STD's

Your Anonymous Profile: Damn.

Your Anonymous Profile: Well, what do you want advice on?

Sam Wolf: Can you help me?

Your Anonymous Profile: Possibly.

Sam Wolf: In what matter can you help me in about this problem?

Your Anonymous Profile: Well, you must of added me for a specific reason. Telling me you have an STD doesn't give me much choice of what to say.

Sam Wolf: Well, to be honest I added you just to fuck around.

Sam Wolf: But I do have a serious problem...

Your Anonymous Profile: That's cool.

Sam Wolf: I have a lot of games

Sam Wolf: And I don't know which one to play

Your Anonymous Profile: Heh.

Your Anonymous Profile: Let me take a look, brb

Sam Wolf: Okay.

Your Anonymous Profile: The original Portal is actually very good, and Darksiders is simply awesome.

Your Anonymous Profile: Did you enjoy Half-Life 2?

Sam Wolf: I haven't finished Half Life 2 yet

Sam Wolf: I'm on the hardest difficulty and stuck on one level.

Sam Wolf: But so far, it's an awesome game.

Your Anonymous Profile: Stuck because of low HP or something similar, or don't know what to do?

Sam Wolf: Well, I'm stuck in this prison, I have to set up turrets around and there's a lot of HP packages

Sam Wolf: There's too many combine that I can't get to kill.

Sam Wolf: and they just destroy my turrets.

Your Anonymous Profile: Ah, yes, the second turret standoff

Sam Wolf: Can you suggest anything to help me on that level?

Your Anonymous Profile: I played on medium, so it was probably different, but I just shoved some turrets down and backed myself into a tiny room and killed anything that came up to the door. xD

Your Anonymous Profile: I didn't play on hard, so I have no idea how badly the enemies react against the turrets

Sam Wolf: They knock them over

Your Anonymous Profile: ye

Your Anonymous Profile: Took a while for that to happen on my difficulty

Your Anonymous Profile: But

Sam Wolf: Also, can I ask you a question

Your Anonymous Profile: You can.

Sam Wolf: Are you a bot or a human?

Your Anonymous Profile: Could a bot be this intelligent?

Sam Wolf: If they are scripted correctly, yes.

Sam Wolf: But at this moment, I'm thinking that you're more of a human.

Your Anonymous Profile: It's funny how many people actually asked that same question.

Sam Wolf: Yeah, since there's a lot of programs that allows you to script bots as users on steam.

Your Anonymous Profile: Regardless of whether I'm bot or human, I'm anonymous.

Your Anonymous Profile: Ah, that explains it.

Sam Wolf: For example, the trading card bot is scripted by a guy.

Sam Wolf: But anyways, back to Half Life 2

Your Anonymous Profile: As is the dota2bot

Sam Wolf: Mhmmm.

Sam Wolf: Right now I feel like playing Half Life 2 and finishing the level

Sam Wolf: doing your strategy

Your Anonymous Profile: Yeah, I can't give any great advice about that level. I barely got though it myself

Sam Wolf: Set up the turrets, hide in a room, kill anyone that gets in, repeat.

Your Anonymous Profile: Basically

Your Anonymous Profile: Might wanna try deploying all the turrets right outside your room

Your Anonymous Profile: And just close yourself in

Sam Wolf: Alright

Your Anonymous Profile: And pick them up if they fall over

Sam Wolf: I'm good now, thanks :)

Sam Wolf: Have a good morning/afternoon/evening

Sam Wolf: Where ever you are.

Your Anonymous Profile: You too. If you feel so obliged, a post on the thread would be appreciated, so other people can see it.

Sam Wolf: ...Which thread?

Sam Wolf: I found you over google.

Your Anonymous Profile: o_e

Your Anonymous Profile: What did you search?

Sam Wolf: "Your Anonymous profile hidden"

Sam Wolf: It's around page 5 or 6

Sam Wolf: I was bored.

Your Anonymous Profile: Well, that's rather unexpected.

Your Anonymous Profile: Nevermind then, have a nice day. :)

Sam Wolf: You too :)

I'm thinking this guy is a human that sits behind his desk just to give advice, nice guy.

Does not accept my friendship request :S

Wait, what?

Mmkay.

2/10 bad advice led to anal fissure

Damn, I wish I was friends with Billie Joe Armstrong. The guy is a legend, pure legend.

What is love?

Does this bot provide counselling on laziness? I have a severe case of 'cannotstopplayingvideogamesitis'.