My kitteh's name is River. If you met her she would give you a kitteh kiss on de noses. She is four years old. I am five years old (and thirty someething). I got her the year after I suffered a brain injury and other bad stuffz like diabeties and heart damage from chronic carbon monoxide poisoning. She has been my constant companion in my recovery from these injuries. Her unconditional love makes the really dark and depressing days easier to face. She helps give me courage to find hope in life even when it seems the world wants to kick me while I am down. My fiancee at the time obviously could not do the whole 'in sickness and in health' thing and she left cuz she had mean parents. River could have gone with her, but she chose to stay with me. She ran away from the mean ex-fiancee and came back to me. On cold nights in the winter she cuddles with me and keeps my feetz warm. In the summer she likes to play with the water when I shave and she plays hide and go seek with the shower curtain. She plays tag during the day with me when she is not napping. She does not fetch; but she does love to play chase when I throw her favorite toys down the hallway. She is a good jumper. She always is on top of the cupboards and she catches moths and spiders in the summer time. When she was a weeee kitten and she feel asleep on my chest, i was looking into her eyes and they are pretty blue and have a star like pattern. I could not figure out a good name that went with sky or ocean. So she got named river cuz she is so curious about water (and still is). She is a blessing from Ceiling Kitteh and her love reminds me of Happy Kitteh. And because of her I now enjoy silly lol speak and have a copy of the lolcatbible - you can find it for freez on the interwebs or buyz it on the amazonz. I tell the truffs and this is no silly story. Because River is my kitteh foreverz.
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Thank you. I guess, River is kinda a gamer kitteh too, in a way. My River kitteh frequently curls up next to me when I am playing Skyrim and naps. Or she gets really curious and tries to walk on my keyboard and sit in front of the monitor when I am playing Dota2. It is all good. She makes life better. She helps keep me calm and having fun while I game. I in-turn help keep her healthy and happy by playing with her when I am AFK. So, yeah. Thanks for the invite! I would also recommend a silly book called 'Cat and Dog Theology'. The fun thing is my River has the personality of a puppy dog. She waits and looks out the window and then greets me happily when I come home. Not at all like most normal kittehz.
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Does it have to be a new creative "something" cause I wrote an article a time ago about "Dead space " called " from then to now" but it's not in english. Can also only confirm that the writers name and my name are the same =) ?
Edit: When doews this end?
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Furball of Wishes
His past is dark, as is with many of dark heroes. The only difference is that, he wasn't any form of hero. He was a murderer.
Nekos was a calm cat. He was easy to talk to, and very kind.
But do not be mistaken. I said he was a murderer, didn't i?
[2:01 A.M. Feb 1 2011]
A shadow moves between the rooftops. Known as the Black GrimNekoReaper, it wears a mask, because he has something to protect. No, not his face.
Reaching an abandoned building, he hides behind a destroyed wall, while hearing three people talking about a certain Furball.
His ear rises. The Furball is an object said to give tremenduous powers to catractors, or just make them mad. Doesn't matter, he needed it.
That information was enough, he begins to move. With a swift paw, he throws a knife towards the first of 3 targets, hitting his neck.
One down.
The other two run in hiding, but the second suspicious cat turns around, his eyes begin to burn red. Suddenly, rocks begin to float and move into the Grim Nekoreaper's direction, but his reflexes are faster, backflipping out of the way while throwing his wire to get a hold of his second target.
SHOCK
Two down.
... It seems the third one was a normal cat, not a catractor, and ran away. "Nyin, waht about the last one?"
"It ran. Not worth, Nei"
With short answers, the young whiteish-furred car with purple eyes responded to her partner by his codename. A Nekodoll with the ability to track living beings.
"It seems i got the right one" said Nei, while grabbing hold of a very small piece of fur protected by glass.
"We got the Furball shard. What now, Nao?"
"Let's go back to Nwang and wait for further orders... i think he will get mad that you didn't finish them all of" answers the mouse, Nao.
Nei doesn't answers, instead moving out for the hideout. "Le'ts go, Nyin".
...
[3:06 A.M. Feb 1 2011]
"Why didn't you finish them all? this will be a big trouble in the future! Why can't you catractors do the job you're supposed to do! Cat Damnit!"
Nwang's words go through his ears, not making any effect.
"He got what we wanted, and the last cat was a normal one." answers Nao, trying to defend his "friend".
Nei just sits there, looking to the ground, while holding the shard of the Furball. With that, he is one step closer to unveiling the misteries surrounding the disappearance of his Sister.
"One day...Pei, i'll find you."
[THE END]
:v
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i don't know you mercer88, but i'm listening to drake right now and i miss you so much right now.
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I will tell you a story about Max,a cat that wanted to start an adventure,like his human friends.So that's what he did,when no one was looking,at night he ran outside.He went to the forest,and slept there till thee morning.The next morning,Max's owner Sam and his mother were looking for him,but they didn't find him.Max,on the other hand,was having fun with the animals.He never saw that in his house.He just lived a dream,but one day,an old lady passed by and saw him.She had seen the posters Sam have made,but she keeped Max a while.She was lonely and no one was there to talk to her or anything.After that she did give Max to his owner,Sam.
He did get back to Sam,but he didn't stopped getting into adventures:)
THE END
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BUMP! Erm, call it a hairball instead of an forum bump...
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Totally forgot about this topic until it came time to distribute the giveaways, and even then I totally forgot about the super special prize of a bundle almost everyone in the world ever living and/or dead bought.
So, congrats to the giveaway winners and thank you all for sharing your creative efforts. There was some awesome stuff on display. Special congratulations to Erakk, who has won the special prize and will get a gift link for a below average Humble Origin Bundle to do as they like with. Why did Erakk win? Because it was an awesome tale of kickass cats seemingly set in some sort of weird twisted kickass cat universe, which sounds like a novel I started trying to write before it turned ludicrously preachy and political. I enjoyed its style and it wasn't - as so many entries were! - some grimdark wannabe creepypasta about a dead cat.
So, that's all for now and I'll start saving up some games for the next Creative Giveaway Spectacular in a few months time!
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Creativity? Have some pictures of my mta/samp maps.
Space invaders: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/spaceinvader1.jpg/
Mordor: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/194/mordorsneakpeak.png/
And a irl doll we made out of old clothes to trick people: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/802/img0044ax.jpg/
And some fake wallets:http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/193/img0056ab.jpg/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/703/img0055apq.jpg/
Prove that it is mine? i still have all the pictures here and videos of my maps on yt
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I might write something better than that, but I just didn't have much time. :D
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Hello again all. It's been some time since I used the forums with malice, but I am back with another batch of games to giveaway in exchange for your creative output.
So, here are the rules. There are a lot of games available via my group (list to come). You can only get access to them by me saying you're good enough because I like having power like that. An invite will only be forthcoming if you exhibit some kind of creative output, whether it be audio, video, image, or even just creations in games such as Minecraft, Terraria, Kerbal Space Program even.
You must be able to show some reasonable evidence that the creative output is yours and then if I think it good enough, you'll get an invite. :)
The Special Prize
Win a full gift copy of Humble Origin Bundle (I think below-average), by writing a forum-size (over 100 words, max of around 500) short story about cats. The one I judge the best will win the bundle.
So. THat's it, please drop your creativity below and when I have some time and energy I'll sort out sending invites. :)
Peace, love, creativity and lots of time wasted gaming. :)
Teh Gibewais
Bad Rats
Just Cause
Just Cause 2
To The Moon
Age of Booty
Monkey Island Special Edition Bundle
Dead Space
Burnout Paradise
Crysis 2 - Maximum Edition
Medal of Honor
Mirror's Edge
Warlock
Europa Universalis III: Complete
War of the Roses: Kingmaker
Dungeonland
Leviathan: Warships
The Showdown Effect
Command and Conquer Red Alert 3: Uprising
Brutal Legend
FTL
Limbo
Bastion
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