Gifting a Guest Pass Key for Diablo 3 and a Guest Pass for WoW to the funniest story

Thanks for Skydiablo.

Thank you!

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Diablo 3 pls.

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Thanks for Diablo 3!
sry, I don't know how to make it clicky...

Well one time me and my friend were discussing mammals (For no reason really) when I said something about elephants being mammals, my friend being a bossy girl who knows it all, gave me the biggest you idiot look and said "Craig, elephants aren't mammals." It was hilarious simply because of the matter of fact tone she said it with and the way she looked at me. :P
I would like Diablo if I win please.

Hello this is me: http://imgur.com/qWWAI
My name is want-a-diablo-3-rabbit.
and i want a diablo 3 key :3!

thanks. and Diablo III ;)

Hmm I will be glad If you gift me Diablo 3 key... :))

i killed a guy once

I have a WoW Key...anyone will this one?

Few entrances uh?More chances to win for you guys then :D

i find justin bieber masculine

seriously there is anything funnier than that dude ?=P

thanks for letting us a chance to get a guest pass =]

once upon a time there was this old guy spilling his way down to a fish market, you know? and as kept going he suddenly stopped took a big whiff of the air and he said "SNIFF WOO good morning ladies" --afroman "Colt .45"

Basically arguing with some retarded guy at my school. He believes that he deserves to have more money because he is better than everyone else. He actually thinks this is true. As much as everybody explains to him that he is an idiot, we cannot change his mind. Moral of this funny story is that arguing with retards is like playing chess with a pigeon: no matter how good you are at chess, you know that the pigeon will just knock over all the pieces, crap everywhere, and strutt around proclaiming it's victory. True story.

Diablo 3 please.
Thanks for this giveaway.

read this just before- D3

One day, a nun is sitting on a bus. A hippie saunters over and says "Hey lady, wanna have sex with me?" The nun politely declines and gets off the bus on the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard this conversation, stopped to talk to the hippie before he got off.
"Ya know, that nun goes to the cemetery every Sunday night to pray at the graves of her parents. I bet if you dressed in robes, put on some glowing powder, and claimed you're God, that nun will do whatever you want her to."
So that Sunday, the hippie does exactly this and finds the nun at the cemetery.
"NUN, I AM GOD, YOU MUST DO MY BIDDING. YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW."
Immediately, the nun agrees but says "Of course, my Lord. But please, may it be anal? I wish to preserve my virginity."
The hippie reluctantly agrees and the two have anal sex. After they are done, the hippie rips off his mask and shouts "HAHA. IM THE HIPPIE."
The nun then rips off her mask and says "HAHA. IM THE BUS DRIVER."

Who needs guest passes...

Before some time working in a shop with orthopedic shop, one day a guy enters in with his head all tucked up as well as the shoulder and hand. My first thought was the most common .. car crash.But I was wrong because as she showed the narthex asked me could not resist and asked him to learn,When i learned what i learned i just could not keep my laughter although due to a matter of courtesy, discretion had to do it! He was saying after fishing and pass the time decided to go back, but the beach was small pebbles whenever one of them came into the shoe while walking sometime in discomfort and so leaning on a column with his hand and then shaking off the leg of tried to get the gravel at that time an old man from the nearby café thought that the guy was electrocuted by touching in a wire so he takes a chair and hits him in the head violently. This is how he was found with shoulder dislocation and concussion and a wrist fracture!!

How about a Video?

DIABLO 3
FUCK YEAh!)#*@_%

Thanks if u will pick me ;)

Diablo :D

Diablo 3

well , once i was in my school , and i saw that fat short kid in the library . ever since i thought he was a regular boy . once i spoke to him (asking something) and his voice was like a little girl's voice , but dat didnt disturbed me and i still thought he was a boy . and than it happend , he entered the ladies bathroom , and i was like fk is this shit , and that i realized , some of her fat was her titis , and thats the end . please pick me , i want diablo (but can take wow aswell)