Gifting a Guest Pass Key for Diablo 3 and a Guest Pass for WoW to the funniest story

I am a guy drom Russia ,I wear shapka-ushanka,dance with bears and all our peoples are matroshka.Thanks foe reading this shit :D

Diablo 3
When I was little I use to throw toy pokeballs at people and tried to catch them.

I went to the shop, but shop was closed :(

Diablo 3, once i was out with friends and after having a pizza we went back to the car and i was gonna fart and fuck about and so i did, but then i noticed in my pants it felt really wierd, so i had this blank face and i put my hand down my pants, i had took it back up to my face and looked at it, it was full of shit i then looked at my freinds and screamed "NO" really dramatic, they of course laughed thier heads off but eventually got back up to the car where we had toilet paper so i went around the corner of a house and took of my underwear and pants and wiped my ass and threw the underwear into a bush.

a story for WoW pass

a day i was at home with a friend while he was patting my cat she started making strange noises so my friend said to my cat "Telma are you feeling fine?" a moment after my cat throw up on his pants and he screamed like a girl. after that day he treated my cat like it was a leper and always tried to stay as far from as possible from her.

a story for diablo 3 pass

i was at my friend(the same from the other story)'s house for his birthday it was me,him and his cousin so we were having fun after some time it started to rain so much that it nearly looked as the flood myth at this point my friend wanted to go by foot to the bakery where he ordered the cake,me and his cousin told him it would have been better to wait for it to stop raining but since he his a spoiled child and always want to do things his way we all had to exit under the rain, while we where running i fell and started sliding and hit his right leg when we got up he could barely walk we told him to come back home with us but he refused and continued going to the bakery while dragging his right leg.

I want ... Diablo 3 And here is my Story: Once upon a time I sit in my chair and i was playing Modern(fcking) Warfare (fcking) 3 which i get 1 day before on my birthday... I was camping in a house and had a 24. killstreak so only 1 kill left for a MOAB... and a Akimbo noob came and kill me my laptop flew against the wall so it was broken i went to Saturn(In germany it´s a popular shop for technology) and i saw that the same laptop 300€ more costs than mine i have cried all day
and the parts were still in the living room so i kick them until they were dust... and at the end I were unhappy and buy a Ps3 and the same situation the same place 24 kills camping akimbo noob comes and kill me....The player flew against the wall and shattered into a thousand pieces and in the end I had neither money nor time to buy something new so there is no happy ending and i lived without a console until yesterday. End Hope you enjoyed it

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Diabloooooo please and thank you. Where did you get all of the guest passes btw?

I can't get enough of this picture - every morning I start my day watching this background as my computer boots, resulting in getting steaming hot coffee out my nose. Every morning.

Oh, and I do fancy myself a try at Diablo, which might even hurt my clicky-finger more than boiling my nostrils...

We have the winners!I'm going to add them on steam shortly :) Sorry for the delay btw