Any gamedev beginners here?

I always want to make a game. but I'm too lazy :> But...Can anyone tell me how do I start? Like...any tutorials out there? which language should I use etc. :(

Game Maker and Source Engine

I'm the guy everyone hates. The Idea Guy. I can code, but I'm extremely rusty. Haven't been taught anything new since high school, and self-teaching is extremely slow.

use UNITY or UDK

I'm fascinated about it. I'm studying UnrealScript and using UDK, but the real focus of my studies is procedural audio for games; really cool stuff, imo. Thief 4 is supposedly going in that direction (i.e. machine listening for the AI).

If anyone has a good 3rd party site to go to (for UDK game devs and/or audio programming), please share. I'd be very grateful :)

Im not a game dev but i know game devs. They arent really beginners though :b

Try out www.stencyl.com
You can make flash games even without knowing programming.

I'm doing a degree in Interactive Enteratinment with a major in Games Design at Qantm College. I have 2 IOS games in development atm. Doing both games in Unity. If you just want to mess around so you can learn then you can download engines like Unity, UDK and Source for free.

I am currently working on a "roll a ball" style of game, see "Ballance" or "Switchball" for example, for my android phone. I am using Unity3d and this will be the first game that I have developed that will be released to the public, but I have also started a billion diffrent types of game projects that are half finished.

The game is set to be done and released around the start of July as both a Free Version and a Payed one.

Last night, I have implemented A* Pathfinding and made it work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X22ZNc_jZyU

Still not perfect, but the way to go so far :D.

ps.: THIS IS WORK IN PROGRESS! :D