Ducks go moo.

Its duck hunting season

Awesome, Sleepy Duck Bump

Thanks for these giveaways!

Something for the Desura Ninjas if you go where the stuff you put on a bacon sandwich is.

Why did they think the duck was weird? Because he was QUAKERS! :D

Frozen ducks fly nice out of air cannons.

Duck da bump

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P04EbzCKgE

A duck's penis is corkscrew shaped.

My pee is not for sale.

Duck-billed platypus

DUCK

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Better off then you are?
Or would you rather be a duck?

Big thanks =)

Ducks can talk. Daffy is a fine example.

i never did get a response on you willing to play starbound with me. /nags

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, duck

Ducking!

This comment contains exactly one duck.

If it looks like a duck, and it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, then it's probably Fortix.

thanks for the giveaway. In return you can have my peking duck.

You know, in New Zealand, "p" is the term of choice for methamphetamines. :p

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Pre-bed bump with this quite amazingly disturbing duck fact.

During the mating season, most ducks will pair up. However, those males that do not pair up generally form a gang to harass an unpaired female duck until she gives in. This mass horniness of unpaired male ducks can be so strong they have been known to go gay, interspecies and even necrophiliac, or possibly all three. Yup, you heard it right, a forever alone mallard will get so hornily sex-nuts it will bang a dead male duck of another species.

Ducks = perverts.

Ducks?