No Pointless Questions, No Nonsense - Just Giveaways! [Ended - OR HAS IT!?]

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Giveaways are now over - So I guess you could say this is a Dead Giveaway!

Well, except for the ninja who grabs the not so hidden Desura key.

Let's get to business, you want games right? Well I've got games, you can have the games, if you want, but there's a price. That price is p. I can't get enough of your p, so I want you to give me all your p in exchange for these games.

All giveaways end Wednesday 22nd May at 11am GMT.

LET'S GO!

Cricket Revolution - $100 CV

Wonder Boy in Monster World - $100 CV

Fairy Bloom Freesia - $0 CV

Patrician IV - $25 CV

Patrician IV: Rise of a Dynasty - $25 CV

Slam Bolt Scrappers - $0 CV

Blood Bowl: Legendary Edition - $50 CV

Drakensang - $25 CV

NEW STUFF BELOW

Hitman Absolution - $100 CV

Proteus - $50 CV

NEWER STILL!

Blades of Time: Limited Edition - $20.01 CV

Karateka - $20.01 CV

Please bump this thread, preferably with comments about ducks (yeah I lied about the no nonsense, I like nonsense)

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wuut

ducks.

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MercyfulFate

Well thank you

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kathwr

Quack. I am absolutely quackers, what did you all expect? ^_^

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mercer88

Mercer's 'Getting Drunk' Tips:

Beers and ciders are perfectly nice and refreshing, but in terms of value vs pissed-upness they're not worth it. You will pay approximately 3-4X what it costs to get yourself drunk on red wine.

Some might argue spirits are the way to go, but the problem I have with spirits is I consume them so quickly that before I know it, I'm that drunk that my inhibitions are skewed enough that I continue drinking - again depreciating the booze value ratio.

While red wine is, I find, the most enjoyable way to get yourself wankered on a budget (with knowing what wine to buy caveats to be amended now...), I find it's better paying the little bit extra for a cheap red vermouth. This stuff will get you really quite fucked up and it is not too expensive. What is more, in terms of getting drunk on a budget, a bottle of the cheapest vermouth will taste infinitely better than a bottle of the cheapest red wine, especially if you're inexperienced at purchasing cheap, decent wine.

Also, bump.

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fiftykyu

Bump for didn't notice the cricket giveaway...

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mercer88

Cricket is epic! Bats, balls, runs, wickets - IT'S GOT IT ALL!

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EGod

Fk the weed like a duck walk out with a buck like a fuing fu**

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mercer88

Fuing fu? Everybody was fufu fighting!?

Those ducks was fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening.
Especially with their expert quacking!

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q00u

And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a duck pond blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Duck, I want to warn you it'll turn into a duck pond blitz"

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mercer88

Going to bed. Bump for free shit.

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mercer88

L.A. Confidential is a good movie.

Also, bump.

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PureSushi

i remember a game about a duck combined with a bread

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mercer88

The most annoying thing about cuckoos is when you can hear them, but you never see them...

...fucking ninja birds.

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Nanabanana

More duck stuff, now with extra violence

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atb85

Quack!

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Stelio

Sketchy Duck

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waskaxo

I prefer this onesie -> pic

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Stelio

Ooh that's pretty cute :3

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waskaxo

I know, it reminds me my days hoping at Primark when I was living in UK.

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Stelio

Primark is great for random stuff like that! :D

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mercer88

8TI5T-X0DRX-AHPQC

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wotgamer

nudges but I already have it from xmas sale

Have you played it? I think the soundtrack and writing are solid.

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Nanabanana

Ninja Duck already took it.

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Sisyphus

I love duck, but sadly, no one else that I know likes duck and just can't bring myself to cook a whole duck for just me.

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mercer88

Duck is fantastically tasty. Don't know where you are, but where I live you can get duck legs, or duck breasts so you don't have to cook the whole duck. May be worth asking your butcher or checking a large supermarket in order to get your tasty duck fix. :)

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KayC

the games provide less entertainment than the descriptions

i'm 100% serious

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mercer88

Well thanks. :)

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wotgamer

cakebump

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Ayce

quack bump.

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wotgamer

solitary bump

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EgoRikkk

Many thanks

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mercer88

Puzzle for a Desura key - First solved, first served

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mercer88

15 minutes on and no one has even attempted, proving that Ninjas be lazy and don't check longer term threads under the assumption that there's nothing new in them...FOOLS!

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Xacradin

cant figure q3... >.<

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mercer88

Throw together some key terms and google it. They've got a pretty huge HD re-release coming soon so it should pop up quite obviously.

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