I started a meme now...

You are bad human being. You should buy lot of stuff and give it away!

"Shit happens"
If that doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.

You're made of star dust.

How about a laugh?

What did the Hurricane say to the palm tree?

"Hold on to your nuts, this ain't your regular blow job"

I want to make love to you in a sauna while you whip me with a branch.

you is cheered up!

Here's something:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:

"The driver just insulted me."

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

It's electric super joy. It cheers you up automatically as soon as you connect it to a power supply