Winner has been chosen. Thank you all for your contribution. I giggled a lot.

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  1. Genitals be gone
  2. Suck my Serpent
  3. Suck on this Serpent
  4. Bullets for your balls

P.S. I did not read any other suggestions really so I am sorry if this is the same as another already suggested one

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"The Pickup Line"

9 years ago
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Ballsy Venom Spitter
Silver Tongue Catcher
Wild Wooden Fiddler

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Virginity Swiper

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Penis

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I sold my dick for this

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"Choke on this #$&%@"
with a swear word of your choosing. :P
"Bang bang bang bang, I shot you with my wang"
"If all else fails, use fire!"

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AnaKonda

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Fedora Tipper 3000

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One-Eyed Serpent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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haha!

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"The Hot Hiss"

because of the skin game is fire serpent and thats the last thing the victims will hear when their body is full of holes or their brain splattered all over the floor

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Finger without nail
One-eyed Giant

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Slither in.
Snake? SNAAAAKE!
Snakes In Your Brain (Sorry...)

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My HellaConda...

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Sample Text
Lapse of Judgement
Pay to Win, Right?

Tunnel Snakes Rule
Proud to be a Whale
After 3 Days of Excruciating Pain
Better this than Horse Armor

The first 3 are just jokes. The last 4 are references to various things. Best of luck on finding something you like in the thread and congrats on the skin.

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"The Hot Pussy Fucker"
"It burns when I pew"
"Mastah blastah"
"i Swear she was 18"
"SprayQuaza"
And the last one, (the best I think): "Serpenis"

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"It burns when I pew"

This one is great

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added you. i like "it burns when i pew" :)

9 years ago
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"1 tap dirt nap"
"Inferno"
didn't look at others so if i took yours my bad :)

9 years ago
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Name it "The Scrotum Scorcher". Everyone complains about blue balls, when the real problem is black balls. (That may have sounded a bit racist but i meant black from being burned...yeah)

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If you like crotch humour why bother with wit that might ruin the punchline? Skip straight to the chase and name it "Cock Joke". :3

Though given it's a Terrorist only weapon, you could go for something more blatantly trollish and controversial like "72 Virgins", or something dumb like "<- THIS END TOWARDS ENEMY"

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Boiling Poison

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AK-47 | Slippery Serpent

or just Slippery Serpent

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"did not like that kidney anyways"

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"Russians stole my knife" or simply "suka blyat"^^

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Here are a few suggestions:
NotThatKindOfSnake
My Love Snake
Grab My Handle
Using my Snake
Don't Grab my Snake
My Anaconda Wants Some
I've seen longer
Smaller if you compare it to mine

my favorites: (Fire Serpent) Yes, I have herpes
Yep, It's herpes

(I'm sorry :P)

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Admit: One Entry

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Closed 9 years ago by deimuddi.