urban mafalda

I slept with a stripper because I'm a pimp.

I shanked a toothbrush because I have abs? What is this nonsense?

I beat a condom because I'm sexy like that.

I ran shirtless with a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos...wait what!?

I stabbed a drink because I've got abs

XD - Shouldn't 'Purple' be "Gay/Lesbian"?

I cuddled with my best friend because I'm sexy like that xD

I smoke with a stripper because I'm sexy like that?
Glad I'm not wearing a purple shirt...

I cuddle with an easter egg because hoes keep stealing my tacos!!

I slept with a glass of milk because I love marijuana.

...I'm ok with this.

I shanked homer because I love marijuana?
The only two correct terms in that sentence are "I" and "I"

I beat my best friend because I'm good in bed (?)

I cuddled with a golf ball, because I'm sexy like that.

I ate a dog because I'm sexy like that...

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I have AMAZING BOOBS!
wat? I'am a man and I'm not even fat. o.o'

I needed a hourse becourse I love to snort cocaine

I ran shirtless with a french fry because I have AMAZING boobs, just need to share all that with the world

I cuddled with a burn becuase I love mariujana...O_O !!!

I needed a bag of weed because I've got abs. Alright.