This just popped in my mind so I thought I would toss it out on the forums and see what you all say.

This means you could never touch videogames again. I.e. no "I would give it up for all the money in the world so I could buy all the videogames I want!"

For me I would give it all up to be able to move back to Thailand and live and teach at the school I worked at last year.

[EDIT] Or Jedi Skills (Force + Lightsaber) or Pokemon

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For a well payed job as baker

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Ownership and operation of a music studio.

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Anything ranging from the complete control of the universe including but not limited to all dimensions of space and time, all forms of matter, anti-matter, and energy to the love of a good women, though I already have that whew.

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Books.

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A full size movie theater, in my house.

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Immortality.

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Being an immortal without game is boring, what you're gonna do with those endless free time?

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There is so much things you can enjoy in life even without video games.

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Steal money and buy games obviously.

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I would give all my video games for an opportunity to move together with my family, to a bigger city and live in peace.

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Not needing to work ever again and being able to move to somewhere I can do the sports I like - whitewater kayaking, mountain biking, maybe take up rock climbing. Then just spend the rest of my life outside doing those things / enjoying life.

That said though, I'd much rather not give up gaming, get a job and do all the above and game whilst not doing sports / working

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The ability to fly.

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seconded

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+1

I would sell my soul for this.

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Have you not watched/read Cracked?

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Nope.

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Since you're only getting a singular thing flying it the worst power, since you don't have the super strength to back up you'd break your legs when trying to land, and you don't have any other super speed so you'd only be able to fly as fast as you can walk/run. Fly too high and you'll lose oxygen and die, fly too low and people will throw things at you. Having wings could be a mutation/ability but that would mean you'd have to learn to fly and would be an outcast in society.

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Having an opportunity to go to the army (I have diabetes and myopia)

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to have Goku superpowers

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the ability to modify vectors like accelerator from toaru majutsu no index

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Hot meal.

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To all of the knowledge from c++ and turbo pascal :3

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For all the people above and below me, that post, to be my slaves.

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Pokemons or that my country (Lithuania) would be in SSRS again so we could be one of the best places in the world once again and not some shit sort of place like we are now.

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For a peaceful life with a loved one in Australia.

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Never touch them again? I guess, that'd have to omnipotence... If we were talking about a strict schedule with max. 1 day per month gaming i'd take a well paid job as a designer and/or illustrator... :D

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1+ About omnipotence or some sick reality warping. After all, who even need Video Games when you can spawn guns, zombies, monsters or anything else by your own will.

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To be the God of the Animals in the way I'm thinking of it! I will be so strong and powerful, the strongest of all beings and Gods, I'll be the last Primordial Animal and... Wait all of these are true, I don't need them... I just need my heart of magic to come back to me...

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Some friends

jk, who needs friends
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For a/some never cheating & beautiful girlfriends

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Having my version of "immortality". (can have/do anything, can kill self at any time)

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Being in the army.

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It's quite easy to join the army. No need to swear off games. They love anyone willing to be their dog.

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They have standards, unlike people like you.

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You just need more cowbell.

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which country are u from?
Its quite difficult to get in here as well, i just got selected last month..
Though i am not giving up on video games hehe, i'll still play after a 1 and half year long training

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United States

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hmm not sure what the entry procedure is in ur country?

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So the standards are an affinity to murder indiscriminately?

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Grow up.

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You clearly don't understand what a standard is. They have nothing to do with the army.

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Cool story, bro.

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Know your meme. I was on topic and short, not off-topic and telling a story.

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Says the civilian who's never been in the army.

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That's totally irrelevant. Standards are a set of beliefs commonly held by a group. There are some in the military, there are some in the Bible, there are some for engineering majors, etc. They are not at all limited to the military, which is what cowbell claimed. I have a different non-military set of standards which requires me to not join the military.

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Standards are beliefs? What are you smoking? And since when did I say that all standards are limited to the army? You implied the military has nothing to do with standards. I'm saying you're wrong.

Your first comment "They love anyone willing to be their dog." told me everything I needed to know about you.

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Wow, you're missing a lot there. I'm not going to waste time doing your thinking for you, other than your most obvious confusion: You are not cowbell. He is the one who said that I had no standards because I'm not in the army - not you. If you read the comment you were responding to and used a dictionary, you might catch up.

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I am cowbell.

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Yes, you are cowbell. This guy is cowbell. =)

On another note: I chose the term "dog" just because it's commonly used to describe the idea of submitting oneself to military hierarchy rather than making decisions. I didn't mean anything worse than that.

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No, I'm Jonex. Cowbell is the one with the hairy man in his picture.
I don't think I missed anything. You're the one with the assumptions, not me. I'm responding to specific parts of what you said, so how could I be missing anything?

Showing some respect for the armed forces instead of calling them dogs was your first mistake. Your ridiculous assumptions were the next mistake. Your attempt to recover was the final mistake and easily the most enjoyable part for me.

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I don't understand this idea of showing respect to every country's armed forces. If they're being used to kill each other, aren't some of them wrong? If they're not, isn't it disrespectful to kill them? Also, I haven't made any assumptions. I just responded to the sentences that cowbell used.

Referring to low-ranking members of the military as dogs is common in many countries and is only sometimes perceived as an insult. Personally, I find the decision to remove self-identity in that way to be demeaning, so I have that at heart when I use the term.

Anyway, if you can't even tell the difference between you and another user, I think I'm done. It's very strange that you're still not understanding that an earlier comment was clearly directed at Cowbell. I suspect you're just trolling.

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You're damn right I'm trolling. Trying to talk to you is like attempting to walk through a brick wall.

Assumption #1: "They are not at all limited to the military, which is what cowbell claimed."

Assumption #2: "They have nothing to do with the army."

So let me get this straight, because you directed it at another user, that means I'm not allowed to comment? If you're going to say something that I personally disagree with, I don't care who it's directed towards, I'm going to speak up.

I could try explaining to you why it upset me so much, but clearly you're not being reasonable about this. Visit some military forums out there and call them dogs, I'm sure you'll get an overall positive response. Have a great day.

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lol

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yes, lol

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For her to be a little more understanding...

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You don't change her, you find the one who doesn't need changing.

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UNLIMITED MONEY!!!!

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