Why can't I be famous

10:48 PM - The Last Taigo: I feel like shitposting without any effort

I don't need to be famous, but I'd like to be slightly noticed as an artist, honestly.

Would help to pay the bills without having to seek out commissions or finding a part time job. My health isn't the best so a job is very hard on it.

Secret to be famous quickly> Be beautiful and young (woman + 100% chance) and do anything that gets attention. Sad but true story
Secret to be "famous"> Do what you like, study for that and try too hard to achieve something. Hopefully, people will notice

I was famous once, I remember it well.
It was on the eve of December 17th, there was fresh snow on the ground, and a dense fog was strangling what little light made it through the thick clouds above. I was stood on the corner of Clarkson and 5th, and life had just thrown a curve ball at me, a curve ball made of snow.

Become infamous its alot easier.

Just be like Trump. I mean he is famous, isn't he? And you didn't ask about being respected or loved. ;)

Well, shitposting on SG is a good start.

Step 1: Become a trap.
Step 2: Do cosplay.
Step 3: Profitz.

It's When will I be famous.
There, fixed it for ya..

Release a sex tape. That's what I did.

do something original and creative, this is not a good start for you. :(

Join a boyband in 1996. Thats what I did.

I think you are more famous than me.

Bet no one recognizes me here, haha!

I am the #1 achievement hunter in my country, but I am still not famous xP

You're famous in my heart

"You are in-famous. That's like, even more than famous"

You don't want to be famous. Getting stalked by paparazzi and other "journalists" is horrible.

Do some porn

Uhm, Get Breast Implants? 👀

Because you dont have big enough tits like me.

• find suicide victim
• record distasteful video posing next to te corpse
• dab on the haters
• profit
• if not enough profit, start tazering dead animals to stay in the news
  (It seems to help if you have a highly punchable face too)