What kind of software do you need?

I desperately need a software that would spawn a kitten on top of my laptop's keyboard like 3 times a minute. Maybe more often, up to you, I don't mind TBH.

Make free, functional user friendly video editing software. please do it. make it something like PD or premiere elements :)

sum kind of grand theft auto V kind of software :]

a loading system for all steam and origin games . And also music and movies . Can of a mix of steam,plex and orgin. Running on one program . That be nice program

I want a windows app to track my game backlogs with hltb stats.

Offcourse there online sites but i prefer a standalone app for that matter.
I dont care if i need to add manually my play stats, also a comment section for each game doesnt hurt...just for random notes.

Example:

1. Bioshock (Main Story: 12 Hours - Completionist: 21 Hours)
   Playing Now: YES
   Completed: NO
   Time Played: 5 Hours
   Date Started: 06/05/2015
   Date Completed:
   Notes: Chapter 3 needs one extra set of pants :P

2. Half-Life (Main Story: 12 Hours - Completionist: 15 Hours)
   Playing Now: NO
   Completed: YES
   Time Played: 11 Hours
   Date Started: 22/07/2012
   Date Completed: 08/05/2015
   Notes: Nice experience.

3. Bad Rats (Main Story: 3 Hours - Completionist: 3½ Hours)
   Playing Now: NO
   Completed: NO
   Time Played: 10 Minutes
   Date Started: 10/09/2008
   Date Completed: NEVER
   Notes: BLACKLIST.

I hope i made this clear enough :)

How about something to fix window's sorting algorithms and ram usage?

1. Whenever a game is started turn off explorer.exe or X process automatically

2. Whenever you click S [while game is on and explorer is off] stema would pop up as like you are opening a process from your task manager locating the steam.exe

3. Whenever you click B while game minimzed open browser Basically a program with keys that you can edit what to open what..

4. Last visited pages from your browser to be showing on your desktop in the top right corner and to be like links only you know and when you click them to open it in the browser ( not sure if possible) if i have more ideas i will edit :P

5. Make steam organize your games by store tags or by your tags like, you add one directory and the program automatically reads the store genre or reads the information from other website about the genre of the game and adds it in the specific sub-category :P

Matlab. R or python if you are into open source.