What kind of software do you need?

dump?
hope is allowed

Was going to contribute until I saw the potato joke. My mercy made me give you a bump though.

My answer for both questions is GTA V.

Do you accept random programming ideas from our vast and spacious imaginations that are still reasonable enough to make? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

An operation system? ^-^

A script that blacklists every single person that says potato jokes on SteamGifts.

In the 15+ years I've been fiddling around, working with, or studying computers, not a single bandwidth control application that I've used has been good enough. The one that came closer, NetLimiter, is too expensive for what you expect it to do.

If you're confused, here's the goal of what I think could be an awesome application for everyone (specially gamers!) to use:

• You use it when there are several computers sharing the same Internet connection, for example, at home.
• The application limits the amount of bandwidth available to the computer in which it's installed. For example, if you have a crappy 5Mbps connection, and 2 computers running at the same time, you set your application to 2.5Mbps in both computers, so applications that just EAT THE WHOLE CONNECTION LIKE THEY JUST NEED TO BE FASTER (aka youtube) don't cripple the other users' current downloads / online gaming / etc.

Sign me up as a beta tester if you decide to do this! :P

I wrote some bot to auto-bump my trades somewhere in the internet and another one for auto-block bots friend's request

Find something you frequently do (something that can be automatized) and write a bot for that :D !

Here's a program I wanted.
On Windows, I want to record my keyboard and mouse actions within 1ms +/- 2ms drift

There are macro recorders out there, but it usually drifting too fast (out of sync) after a minute. The best I found was a program written in C# but it get's out of sync around 100ms after 2 minutes. Not good enough.

I already written a program myself that can execute keyboard and mouse actions with an accuracy of 1ms +/- 2ms drift. I just need to complement that with a recorder with the same accuracy.
It's using C++ using the boost library.

Think you could make a program that operates much like a keylogger, but will automatically count how long devices have been connected, how many key presses/mouse clicks and of which keys. IE May 3, device 1 power-on time 2hrs, 450 key presses composed of x presses of y key, and 300 mouse clicks.

what about something like an internet-letter!
Lets call it ILetter.
But may Appel has it already patented....

You should develop a system of networked computers that have the ability to communicate with each other across vast distances in the space of a few seconds. You could then market said system as a standard of living and charge exorbitantly outrageous prices to all the little people. When you accumulate enough wealth from said system, convert it into gold coins and then go swimming through it.

OR

you can just read this site for ideas:

http://theinternetwishlist.com/

What programming languages do you use most?

Unified age-login, so that no site asks me again for my age.
Add-on so that Chrome remembers which sites can go full screen without having to ask every single time.

What kind of software would you like?

Portable software is always nice.

What do you think it's a useful software to most people?

An image cataloging software, that lets you select a directory full of images, a list of preconfigured folders, and shows you images one by one, letting you easily rename them and throw them into the corresponding folder.

have a .gif for a desktop background

Some days ago I was thinking of something, a program that lets you see all the comments from the users in SG so you can spot all of the bot accounts or a big part of them.

I'm still waiting for a proper service to filter my Steam game library and choose what to play next; something that allows enough filter criteria but still have some room for random recommendation.

what i want is steam manager and key manager (list of key from bundles etc)
for steam manager feature :

1. backup games and save games
2. stuff... i dont know lol

for key manager feature:

1. list all keys!!!
2. color code for keys. example keys you used yourself, for gibs, etc
3. when and where did you get the keys. also how much you pay for it
4. and stuff ...

oh yeah, preferably portable and has password (for key manager)

What I want is a program that can tell if jatan11t is a girl...just kidding. But maybe an addon that shows posts that someone has made here when you visit their profile page.

I need the simpson's software which downloads porn at 10 times the speed, also a new search engine devoted to loli, google is going pretty hard with the unicef, so loli I only get cute anime girls playing in the forest.

A browser which downloads fast (I see many on the internet, is it even possible or they are all lies?) With adblock and addons to easily connect to other programs (steam, Skype)

I would love to have a Red Dot in the center of my screen for some games. You could make it more customizable like changing the color (red, green, blue, yellow you name it) and the position (X,Y). It's a easy stupid pointless programm that I haven't found and wanted to have :(

it might be too complicated to create but a software to universally change colors& fonts on screen on the fly without restarting..
like a small button in tray bar at right bottom to change everything stated above in every program(word,powerpoint,browser,subtitles in windows media player,etc) with minimum mouse clicks.(NO RESTART)

This is something that seems fairly straightforward yet I've had such problems finding exactly what I'm looking for. Basically, a repeating timer that after a customisable amount of time shows up a pop-up window or other alert that doesn't take focus, but stays on top of other windows. Said po-up doesn't go away until I've interacted with it, and the timer only restarts at that point as well. In a perfect world the program would also autostart on Windows startup.

Reason? I sit down way too much on the comp and need something to remind me to get up every once in a while, but don't want it to take focus or get too much on the way if I'm in the middle of playing a game or something. That's also why the notification should stay up until I interact with it, since if I'm gaming I probably won't be able to leave the comp right at that second. So basically the notification should be something that doesn't get too much on the way but that I can't forget about too easily either.

I've gotten so fed up with trying all the different stretch reminders and such that just always seem to fail at something. At this point I'd pretty much love anyone who could provide me with a solution / point me at the right direction. Argh.