Jade's Giveaways For Awesome People - New Question and Giveaway (11-1)

I have 2 cats. They are awesome. I am not.

Just wanted to say. I'm glad you put the "not that Jade" part, cause I was kinda confused for a second.

I'm Shellder.

Yes, mentioning "that Jade" cleared things up.

hai jade

I'm awesome because I'm going to keep my virginity for the right person (after we're married) and vow to practice safe sex!

I'm not awesome, but you can teach me how and I'll promise to be superawesome :3

Armed Jesus is definately awesome.

Take my soul!

I'm so awesome that sometimes I need to reduce my awesomeness to not make people feel uncomfortable for not being as awesome as me

Call me ignoran, but to which Jade do you refer? I'm pretty thick right now, and sleepy.

I'm Aleksandr Pistoletov.

im awesm, inv

Awesomenauts

I would like to join the group

I am not awesome. You will only insult me by inviting me. Don't invite me.

I eat my potatoes with salt. I can't think of anything more awesome than that.

I aspire to be awesome, as awesome as The Doctor

What sorcery is this?

Well, now that we are clarifing thigs. I want all of you to know that I'm not THAT moyako1802 (the one that was convicted for ass raping an albino midget squirrel). I left that life in the past.

Well, I was going to make a long and detailed post about my awesomeness, but then the lights started flickering. I could sit here and blame the hurricane, which is hitting my area right now, but I think it was the local power grid starting to fail from the overload of my awesomeness.

No?

Probably not. But I can dream, can't I?

id like to join, but i dont know what qualifies as awesome... I ate a bowl of milk this morning.......... Without any nails

My kids think I'm awesome...but what the hell do they know!

I have 7 Steam badges on my profile. and completed 78 achievements of Steam Holiday Sale 2011. but I'm not sure it's awesome.

I want in because I'm awesome and I like cheese in my chocolate milk.