I also broke my hands on prupose so I can't masturbate that often.
Wait you didn't do that? Well shit...
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Broken fingers suck when you're masturbating, too.
And asking people in line at the grocery store for assistance wasn't a good idea, either.
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Sooo.. is your hand swollen, or are you just happy to see-
Wait. Nevermind, I think I did that wrong. :X
Okay, well, how about we just go with a friendly high fiv-
Oh gods, I'm terrible at this.
..uhm..
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This is what I've been waiting for. Don't be afraid. Own it and show me proof.
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Bump and thanks (oh and you're pretty, plus get a doctor to look at your hand :)
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I broke my hand. Idk if the title makes that clear or not. Disclaimer: I don't actually know if it is broken. So I'm assuming it probably isn't, but it hurts ok!?
I was going to use this as an excuse to ramble on about my life and how I know big words like "lassitude" and "tired" but I'm feeling kinda sleepy. I was also going to make some giveaways since it has been a good while since I did that, but humble is being a richard and not letting me buy anything at the moment. So that will have to wait until tomorrow. Someone remind me, yea?
I forgot a book at a mechanic's shop and this has turned into a useless thread. Tell me I'm pretty.
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