Cold Sludgeside (A Cake Day Mystery)[GA's inside]

It's my cake day so I decided to write a lovely story :)

Cold Sludgeside

Simon Evergreen looked at the giant knife in his hands and felt surprised.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his creepy surroundings. He had always hated cold Sludgeside with its terrible, towering trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel gloomy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kate Blunder. Kate was a wild monster with slender thighs and dirty arms.

Simon gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an articulate, down to earth, whiskey drinker with blonde hair and scrawny arms. His friends saw him as a clever, colorful coward. Once, he had even brought a distinctly disabled person back from the brink of death.

But not even an articulate person who had once brought a distinctly disabled person back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Kate had in store today.

The moon shone like rampaging monkeys, making Simon feel shocked.

As Simon stepped outside and Kate came closer, he could see the orange glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want revenge," Kate bellowed, in a deranged tone. She slammed her fist against Simon's chest, with the force of 3751 guppies. "I frigging hate you, Simon Evergreen."

Simon looked back, even more shocked and still fingering the giant knife. "Kate, get out of my house," he replied.

They looked at each other with puzzled feelings, like two fresh, fancy foxes laughing at a very clever snow storm, which had classical music playing in the background and two cold-blooded uncles talking to the beat.

Simon studied Kate's slender thighs and dirty arms. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you revenge," he explained, in pitying tones.

Kate looked afraid, her body raw like a kind, kindly cake.

Simon could actually hear Kate's body shatter into 4487 pieces Then the wild monster hurried away into the distance.

Not even a glass of whiskey would calm Simon's nerves tonight.

THE END

Unfortunately I just realised I can only create one GA at a time so they will be added as the one finishes :)