SMITE closed bet key giveaway

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I just recieved a smite closed beta key, but the game really doesn't seem interesting to me so I am going to give it away her.

But you need to do something in exchange:
you have 25 hours (2.9. 11:00 EST)

The person who can explain best why he shouldn't (!!!!) get the game gets it.
If you thank me in any way you automatically loose.
If you insult me in any way you may get some extra points (If mods allow you insulting me, I didn't find anything against this rule in the community guidelines.
BE CREATIVE!

If you want proof I can upload a screenshot of the mail

LET THE BATTLES BEGIN

CA3D0

12 years ago*

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10 Comments

serokh

Wat?

12 years ago

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15outland

'Dont' give me the key, I will only write on a piece of paper, only to throw that paper in a fire, and than il do it again, that's how much I dont deserve the game, and than il have naughty thoughts about the key, nasty, disgusting thoughts... oh, and you're fat and smell like cheese, that's been stood on, by bare, unclean feet.

12 years ago

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babylon2233

I got one unused key.

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12 years ago

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danielpeach

if you send me the key, I'll only write the code on my penis, take a picture of it and send it back to you. so its probably best you don't send it me.

12 years ago

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BenderLV

Pfff. You can get those keys by asking someone show owns smite to send to your e-mail.

12 years ago

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Rozsds

I don't want your key, because I already got one. And I don't even want that!
Here ninjas chew on it: GLE16C2322D63740FE927BE84

Also, OP, you are a nasty little sausage.

12 years ago