How do you handle it?
When life gives you lemons, give you lemons life.
Send your little lemon homonculi out to resolve your problems.
If they fail, and the lemons keep coming, send a much larger large lemon golem out to destroy them.
So long as you get lemons, you can continue the battle of attrition.
As a bonus, the smell of fresh citrus will help to combat the stench of the dead (and the older, rotting lemon minions).
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So I must become a minion master, practice my alchemy skills, and take advantage of the constant flow of lemons - in order to win this battle? This seems like a lot of work. Even though I have always liked pet-classes.
I think I'll just stay in the bathtub, and send my BatCat. She´ll know what to do.
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I thank life.
I love lemons.
They're great for lemonade and lemon tea, plenty of cooking uses too.
And personally, I even enjoy their taste by themselves. Life must've really paid attention to what I like to pick such a perfect fruit to give me.
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Edit: might as well add some Lemon'esque music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs
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