I am drunk. Hello SG. Ask me anything!

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/fsexm/bad-rats-the-rats-revenge

OKAY I NEED TO SLEEP GUYS GOOD NIGHT

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Hell yes!
God no!
As long as it's not too big.
Only if it's giving and not receiving.
When a man loves a woman very much, they get together and have a baby.

<3

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I love you too Chack!

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I can't hear you over the sound of love in the air :B1:

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I started to think it wasn't Wednesday because I hadn't seen this thread yet.

Glad to know some things are staying the same!

Where's the shut up and spit on it option for the poll?

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Oh also "BITE THE PILLOW I'M GOING IN DRY"

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Just remember Jesus practices tithing - He always gives at least 10% back

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Pssh, 10% is all they can handle.

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Also I missed last Wednesday because I was doing important stuff :(

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How much Jesus could a sexy get if a sexy could be Jesus?
Also, just the tip please.

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Uh...what?

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Fucking drunk is the correct answer. Or Uh...what? You win a night inside me. Welcome to me being also drunk. Yay us.

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Wait this is a trifecta of drunk! I just got back from a concert and thank god I wasn't driving.

Now where did I put that gif...

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HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS ME (Kidding I've got a better bod)

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Why do you like getting on SG when you are drunk? is this like your bar?

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This is okay. How else do you expect us to keep throwing money at you strippers?

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Are u drunk 2 ?

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Ummmmm... No?

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This is a Q&A for Jebus, if you want your own Q&A u have to be drunk and post on SG u. u i'm sorry

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YEAH ZOMBIE

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Well well well

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It's ok i love u anyways <3

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Love is all we need.

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Sorta! I mean I got drunk and played Cards against Humanity but this is afterwards and I'm still pretty drunk but no longer drinking!

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This one time Jesus got drunk, and well, it wasn't pretty...

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Oh, it's Wednesday.

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I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE TUMALU

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Yes you do.

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NO

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Fine, goodbye.

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ahhhh the days I could get drunk on a Wednesday / Thursday (for me)...

Okay, here's my question: what it the most stupid thing ever you've done while / because of being drunk?

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Haven't done many stupid things while drunk, mostly saying things I shouldn't have.

Also, Wednesday is my only day off :(

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If I don't remember it didn't happen right?

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High Five!

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HELL YEAH

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giveaway URL has "sex" in it :>

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"FUCKING SEXY MASS"

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fsexm sounds like a bad pickup line. I need to try it when I'm at the bar drunk next.

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HEY BABE DO YOU EAT ASS? CUZ I DO.

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female sex male

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Got something against pegging?

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would you date me?

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If you are a female, perhaps. I'm rather picky, honestly. Not into dudes though. Sorry D:

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< ^ only accepts the finest chicks with dicks

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Topic totally melted my brainss.. just tons of weirdness

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How many brains do you have?!?

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^ this

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goes to show ya the effects of such weirdness

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There's nothing wrong with weirdness!

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hopefully you are better than my last oracle.....
....so, should I invest in fly-shares or worm-bonds?

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Yay, SexyJesus is drunk again! We love ya, handsome bastard ;)

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lol

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Be smart.

Lock your computer before getting drunk.

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uh... good night!

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I don't care what it was designed to do..
I care about what it Can do.

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exists in account sadly

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Go drunk Jesus, you're home!

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DGIW.

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what kind of drink did you have? :o

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Southern Comfort and coke. Too much. :P

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ohh would love to try that!

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did you turn a pool into wine again? oh jesus... you'll never change =P

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