serious question.

we're all gonna die someday, and at this moment you're closer to the day of your death than you've ever been.

how do you want to die?

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Preferably in my sleep.

After that I'm partial to being stuck in a canoe and floated down some river. I'm perversely fascinated by the image of the innocent people I float by.

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Freezing to death.

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by the a large hit squad cause then i know i pissed off someone important

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Just like my ol' grandpa, sleeping in the car... Not like the screaming driver.

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Herp Derp. Why would you driver be screaming and crash if your grandpa was sleeping in the car?

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What an original comment...

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passenger not driver

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I'd like to die in the Sun. No, not cancer or dehydration in the desert. Actually be thrown into the Sun. Like in the movie Sunshine. It just seems fitting, the very thing that made you and keeps you alive is the one that also will take your life away. It's fucking beautiful.

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Die in mid air before hitting the ground.

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during a fight with some big animal or during of some kind indianajones adventure somewhere in the world, but not in my country.

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Suffocating between a pair of tits. The only way to go.

Allright, there's actually another one. I read it on Cracked, so I might not be very accurate about it. In some african tribes they held executions where the victim was beheaded, and his/her head was pretty much shot up in the sky from a slingshot kind of thing right afterwards. Now, if you behead someone, their conciousness will last for at least 20 seconds before they die, and they'll even react to their environment (such as if someone calls out to them, or if you pinch them, etc.), meaning they aren't dead for those remaining few seconds. Now, imagine going out like this. You are beheaded (of which you probably don't feel too much of a thing I guess, since the beheaded people I read about didn't express pain on their faces), and the last things you feel, see and hear are the whoosh sound of the air around you as you fly upwards, and the fantastic view from up there. Only bad thing is that you can't turn your head.

Hell, I might actually prefer this over the killer tits...

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At the age of 95 years old, in my bed, shot by a jealous husband.

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painless

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80+ years old in a top of a big ass mountain where i can see everything around as far as my eyes could see.Something like this.. Or sitting in the moon...

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Like a BO$$.

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tie stuck in fax machine

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Right after I've finished the last game of my favorite video game series.

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it will never happen.. there will always be an open ending and a sequel..
you should find the secret of immortality ;)

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Implosion :D

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Like a Goomba - Stomped by Super Mario :D

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In the most humane way possible and donating my body to Cyberdyne systems.

I plan ahead.

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headshooted with sniper, good way to go.

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I'd like to be cryogenically frozen.

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alive?!

its basically the exact same process as getting embalmed, the latter is cheaper and nobody's getting thawed anyway. not with obamacare. so youre counting on being frozen for probably an extra century of uninterrupted refrigeration before that field recovers properly enough to work on how to bring you back(not that they even can anyway) :)

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the ice crystals that form during freezing destroy the flesh. the current places that do it only save your head and hope future science can fix the cell damage from being frozen.

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I'll live forever

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I want to die until I am dead!

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100 years old in an 3 some with 2 models.

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No idea. If I ever had ennemies, by taking them with me I guess.

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Just like Elvis ^^

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I'd rather not die, but if I had to, a peaceful death for me please :D

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If I could chose my death, it'd be guns blazing.

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