Preferably in my sleep.
After that I'm partial to being stuck in a canoe and floated down some river. I'm perversely fascinated by the image of the innocent people I float by.
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Herp Derp. Why would you driver be screaming and crash if your grandpa was sleeping in the car?
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I'd like to die in the Sun. No, not cancer or dehydration in the desert. Actually be thrown into the Sun. Like in the movie Sunshine. It just seems fitting, the very thing that made you and keeps you alive is the one that also will take your life away. It's fucking beautiful.
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Suffocating between a pair of tits. The only way to go.
Allright, there's actually another one. I read it on Cracked, so I might not be very accurate about it. In some african tribes they held executions where the victim was beheaded, and his/her head was pretty much shot up in the sky from a slingshot kind of thing right afterwards. Now, if you behead someone, their conciousness will last for at least 20 seconds before they die, and they'll even react to their environment (such as if someone calls out to them, or if you pinch them, etc.), meaning they aren't dead for those remaining few seconds. Now, imagine going out like this. You are beheaded (of which you probably don't feel too much of a thing I guess, since the beheaded people I read about didn't express pain on their faces), and the last things you feel, see and hear are the whoosh sound of the air around you as you fly upwards, and the fantastic view from up there. Only bad thing is that you can't turn your head.
Hell, I might actually prefer this over the killer tits...
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80+ years old in a top of a big ass mountain where i can see everything around as far as my eyes could see.Something like this.. Or sitting in the moon...
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alive?!
its basically the exact same process as getting embalmed, the latter is cheaper and nobody's getting thawed anyway. not with obamacare. so youre counting on being frozen for probably an extra century of uninterrupted refrigeration before that field recovers properly enough to work on how to bring you back(not that they even can anyway) :)
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No idea. If I ever had ennemies, by taking them with me I guess.
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serious question.
we're all gonna die someday, and at this moment you're closer to the day of your death than you've ever been.
how do you want to die?
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