YOLO

quickly? :|

Prerequisites:
Viagra
Razor blade
Cash loan for $50,000
Noose
Sturdy ceiling fan with remote
PC with modem, recorder, and timer script

Execution:
1) Strip naked
2) Take viagra
3) Scatter the money under the fan
4) Tie noose to fan blade and around neck
5) Slit wrists (down the road, not across the street)
6) Start fan and kick chair away, hanging self on spinning fan, bleeding on the money
7) PC timer ends, calling police with suicide recording.

Result:
Cops see that I died with a hard-on for blood money.

for the glory of the Chaos Gods

I responded above, but if I had to choose, I'll just quote George Carlin: "I'd like to spontaneously combust on the crosstown bus." Or, if I feel really brave (which I won't), one of these. Very NSFW content ahead!

Rather die in my sleep than something horrifying :/

After I discover the Asari in real life (possibly after having "bowchickawowwow" with one)

I'd like to die a millionaire.

after all my enemies....maybe with a big pile of them nearby or something?

actually no....I want to die choking a dragon to death.

"I found a dragon this is kick ass and everybody said they weren't real. gonna publish papers and win at biologist and everything. get an award, train it to wear a saddle, conquer some shitty destabilized african country or the middle east or something and....wait...wait what're you doing dragon...no stop it. get back. nooo. sonofabitch you ate me? well I'm taking you with me so suck my balls dragon. ha I killed a dragon that was pretty badass. .....urk."

edit- that or in the apocalypse.

Happy

Sleeping with my cat

I'd prefer to die in my sleep.

idk, but i dont want be oldman, couz its horrible

I want to die by fighting a tiger on the moon i know we would both die in an extremely awful way, but my grand kids could tell the coolest true story ever.

Giving my life to save the earth from an apocalyptic event.
(not like Jesus, more like Batman if he actually did)

With the people who love me, on a deathbed.

1000's of spider bites.

I would like to die from a bullet that someone shot straight to my heart.

Snu snu

1000's of Hillary bites.

Splice: 4GTCP-YIBYY-0FCAN

die saving the world from being taken over by some crazed lunatic

I always wanted to witness a nuclear explosion and to see how the blast wave is going to me destroying everything in its path. That would be a scene worth dying for.