SWJC - Short Weekend Jokes Contest (Prizes included)

Hello and welcome, SteamGifts citizens! Here you can see a new format of short sessional event I'm testing an interest for out here. This one will be the first attempt so expect content gaps, critical flaws, total awkwardness and falling rocks. Based on overall participation similar events may be held in the future in a different form, including longer and thematic ones or those following holidays. Yet, they will most likely be of small scale for the following time.
Intentions of the event are simple: bring people together, help me interact, make them laugh and, as a general rule, reward most creative and nimble with prizes. This time in particular, there are three prizes for each winning place: first, second and third.

Before you participate, please, read the following main and event-extra rules below:

1. Be polite, friendly and understanding. Avoid posting black humor, vulgar. Jokes can be posted in a form of anecdotes, funny stories or short jests
2. To qualify as a contester, you should
   • Post a joke under my corresponding comment which will look like "Joke №x" - only first joke from the very first user is counted
   • If you posted something extremely short, nonsensical or else just to be the first, there is a very chance that it will be excluded from the voting and next joke in line is chosen, less said it's unlikely nonsensical 'joke' will lead you to anything
   • Wait for the end of the event to check the results of the voting - I'll add Winners personally to pass them the prizes