So shes kinda a bitch? That is if she knew you liked her and then told you that...
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No such thing, truth is if you feel like you were "friend zoned" that just means you never had a chance to begin with....
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Not to mention, if you think you were friend zoned, you'll act like it and the girl will catch onto that.
Girls are like, psychic, man.
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don't expose yourself on the internet, talk to a friend
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i would have it if no one else minds, and sry to hear that.
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Give me your address I'll bring the trashbags, shovels, and flashlights. We drive to her house knock her out, tie her hands and throw her in the trunk. Then we drive to his house brutally dismember him and then we bury them in the same grave but since she's still alive she wakes up next to the corpse which we put in a funny pose. Then we go get drinks coke for me cuz I'm underaged and bourbon for you cuz you just did the most badass thing in your entire life. We wrap up the night with you giving me that coupon for teaching you how to be a man.
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The girl you love = The girl which (used to) love you?
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I have missed the point so many times over the years....It has destroyed more then one friendship sadly.
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It wasn't because you kept that 25% off Pixel Piracy coupon because you intended to use it for your own account, was it? I've seen that destroy even strictly-Catholic marriages!!
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No, no, no. If you're gonna have a threesome, it's gotta be 2 girls 1 cup........Sorry guy, 2 girls 1 GUY because if it's 2 guys and 1 girl, and if you "cross the streams", you'll find it very difficult looking each other in the eye afterwards and your friendship will feel REALLY awkward for the both of you, pretty much until the day you die
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100% correct. You never want to cross the streams or even make eye contact if you can avoid it. So why even risk it? Two girls is much safer.
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There is also "The Incident", (Yes, it's that important, it requires to be capitalised).
You're there, pounding away like a good 'un, doing the deed, your mate's doing the same at the other end, spit-roasting, when suddenly.....eyes open wider....tickle-ish sensation in your loins.....you're on the vinegar strokes. Not so bad, yeah? You've gotten through it unscathed. Nice job, my man!!.....But wait, it's happening, you've had a great time and now it's time to deposit your man-juice, you start going faster....Harder....This lasts about 10-15 seconds and it's imminent.....
You start to raise your head in pleasure, (pretty much all men do this), and as you elevate your viewpoint, you look straight on, just for a few seconds and then, you and your friend see each other, and it's over.
I'll let that sink in for a moment, then I'll answer exactly WHY this isn't so good after all
OK, you got through your first threesome with the girl of your dreams...Well, maybe not dreams, how about Girl of your previous hour, (or the Town Bike, whichever takes your fancy)....Good lad, well done, my friend.
But hold on...There's something not quite right and you don't know what it is. You slowly, oh-so-slowly realise that at the end of the spit-roasting session that as you orgasmed, you and your friend caught each other's vision...Head on...You made eye contact when you ejaculated. Not good. Then the waining of satisfaction begins, joy starts to pinwheel as you come to accept that your friend...Your best mate...The guy who knows nearly all of your dirty little secrets...Not only did you both make eye contact at the time of spaffing...He now knows the one secret that ALL men have. He lay eyes upon that most restricted of landscapes.......And make no mistake, he will remember exactly what he got an eyeful of.........He experienced.....YOUR SEX FACE!!
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Also, I have a psychonauts 75% off coupon.
Anyone want it? :)
EDIT: whoa, noone wants the coupon :o
EDIT 2: claimed! :)
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