I just found out I have piles! WOO! Here is a celebratory giveaway! (Starts in a while from now)

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/OmOMh/naild

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Piles of what?

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Haemorrhoids!

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Bum grapes.

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I only got one. He is all alone

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Bum prune instead? :( Poor fella!

If you ride a bike you can get a special saddle that lets them dangle free in the wind!

11 years ago
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No way? They really have those? Man. I just wish there was an alternative to sticking suppositories up my butt to cure them. Screw that, I'll wait it out, lol.

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Lol way! I saw it on some medical show! There are now lots of saddles that are split down the middle with a little gap to help prevent bum grapes and those lucky people who already have them can sit down without crushing them xD

Don't blame you with the suppositories thing! I'm assuming something like Preparation H can't help you?

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Um, those seats were designed to prevent erectile dysfunction (numb nuts in fact) - may help with roids too, but that wasn't why they were developed...

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Well the one in the medical show was designed for roids actually and the ones with the splits down the middle are designed to help with and prevent a number of issues. The design is to reduce pressure in sensitive areas on BOTH genders. Anyway I never said that was the only reason they were developed but okay!

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Yeah, knew they worked for both sexes, but didn't want to get that far into the details :) - keep me honest though.

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Haha fair enough :) I used to ride bikes a lot when I was a young lady and I can honestly say with how the saddles were back then, I am surprised anyone from my age group has managed to have children!

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They do that as a moisture wipe, right? I might just have to pick some of that up next time I'm at Boots.

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Hells yeah! I'm going to Boots! So freaking exciting, lol. Maybe I'll pick up one of those bike saddles too.

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Haha careful those saddles seem to start arguments!

Apparently those Prep H wipes have been used by people before to reduce puffiness around your eyes, so if you suffer from that, two birds with one stone! Just don't get it in your eye!

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Well, as long as my bum prune hangs free, it's cool, lol.

That is probably some good advice. It's probably also not a good idea to repackage and reuse them once I am done with my piles, lol. Will most likely end up with pink eye.

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Oh god I laughed so hard at that, it was shortly followed by an "Ewww no!"

I really don't think it's a good idea to repackage used wipes!

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But they always said I am saving the planet by recycling! Plus, I would save 4 bob.

Still, it is probably best not too. I don't want to be one of those idiots that create a new illness. But it would be funny if people got bum grapes on their face.

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Yes it really is best not to! And if I start seeing people with bum face grapes I'm going to hold you responsible mister/misses!

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Ouch right in the leechblock

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Look at it this way, it is better than having piles!

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I'd rather have piles than getting hit in the leechblock, but if you really feel that way, I'll take your pile and I'll get your contributor value down to 30

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Dude, I would totally do that if I could.

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You can!

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tingle my ding a ling, ty boooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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I didn't even know that game existed O.o

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Looks okay, but I'd never play it, so I'll skip.

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My dad has piles. That's gotta suck. Thanks though. :D

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I don't know what piles are but thanks for the giveaway, even if it is public

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Yeah, I didn't quite think that one through...

Also, you do not want to know what piles are. Just hope you never get them.

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Naild it

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Have fun with your new piles !

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Closed 11 years ago by thomas404.