an actually interesting pointless question

nop

I doubt an Ushanka counts?

No

Frenchman's beret. XD
Greetings from France. <3

Hard Hat

ALL OF THEM !

Nope. And the only thing I'd really appreciate the [COITUS] out of is that real-life prop sentry gun, complete with movements and sounds, think it even lights up when it's activated. I've seen that on some video where they made it at Valve, and I'm in love with it ever since.

The boyfriend of my mom ( I know it sounds weird ) has a hat that looks very much like the vintage tyrolean

Ye Olde Baker Boy. u jelly?

A Burning Team Captain. ... meh, don't think so.. unless a MannCo cap without MannCo sign and different color counts.

I have an old cat in the hat hat so that would be the Dr's Dapper Topper =P

i actually have a black "fancy fedora" hat... i use it in summer when the sun try to kill me...

I don't have any hats so I'm permanently wearing the lack-of-hat hat. :P

one of the caps (hats) will do, got plenty of caps around here!

Ellis cap :)

...I have a baseball cap =P

I have a HL2 hat from the HL2 Gold Edition.

hatless scout

Hero's Hachimaki -- legit.

I have 5 or 6 fedoras.

I'm not even sure if I've ever actually worn a hat in my life.

Have a hat, don't know its name though. Also have a cap and a bonnet...and the usual hatless hat.

pile of hat

Backwards Ballcap, Troublemaker's Tossle Cap, and I guess I have a lot of Stainless Pots. :)