I shower once a day, brush my teeth twice a day, masturbate 4 times a day, sing to myself every hour, play both vintage and new vidyagames and have had sex twice in my life.

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I don't want to know how is this close to reality :E

12 years ago
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Sorry. Not enough FAP per day.

12 years ago
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We need a [Friend]Torian

12 years ago
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I'm sold

12 years ago
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Closed 12 years ago by Torian.