Maybe I will, first thing I'm gonna wreck are hotel rooms
(this one hits right in the feels kek, oh the nostalgia)
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If you kill them all you'll be the last one standing
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Well, your profile pic + your choice of Morgan Lily "5 years ago"... clearly shows that you are Alfredo the Pedo... so GTFO.
Unless you are a horny young teen kid trying to act like horny grown-ups, in that case.... GTFO.
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Hmm. I'm none actually. I don't really associate my sexuality with any patterns, it's more like an exploration thing and I'm open to a wide variety of experiences, so I'm not exactly a pedo, nor hetero, homo or necro. I'm not a "horny young teen kid" either, I'm 18. And I'm not implying that I'm all grown up and so forth, I'm more like... a legally adult teenager. Horny, yes, but I'm not saying all this just to be edgy or act like anything, it's a sincere fantasy.
My profile pic. Well, I picked it because she's a cute girl. I'm still expecting someone to recognize her, either from internet lurking or from playing Bernd und das Rätsel. Previously, my profile name was Ros Sereysothea's #1 fan with a pic of Ros Sereysothea and no one recognized her, now I'm Laura B.
I won't GTFO my own thread sir.
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hmm.. "I'm not exactly a pedo".. but having fantasies about a 10yo IS being a pedo...
However, if what you meant is that you're not "just" a pedo... then yeah, that's not a better thing to be....
and I don't care what your sexual orientation is, but having sexual fantasies about under-aged kids... is Sick.
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That's like saying you aren't straight until you had sex with someone of the opposite sex
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Yeah... No.
I wanna add to what TempeteJoachim said, being sick in your mind and keeping your twisted thoughts for yourself without acting them out, doesn't mean you're healthy.... The longer you keep them in, the worse the result is...
So, if you're having such fucked-up thoughts, get to therapy immediately.
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Guys... guys...let's lower our voices...sit down, breathe in, breathe out, day in, day out.
Are you really that worried with a random internet user's mental health/sexuality? Well I'm flattered, but there's no need to, I'm super healthy, MY MIND is THE MOST healthy in the entire world, I could make YOU healthier just by touching your eyelids with the third finger of my left hand.
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Well, your response shows that you're actually a "horny young teen kid"...
My advice is to wait a coupla years until you're actually 18, then start your sexual journey... but either way... Don't be a sick fuck.
And I wasn't trying to pick-up a fight with anybody here, I was just trying to point out that If you're actually 18 and having fantasies about 10yo kids... then you're definitely a really sick person who needs treatment. And I'm not trolling you here. Call a therapist, Now.
That is all.
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I would go with double E's. Emma Stone and Emma Watson.
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Emma Stone is hot. Emma Watson.. eeeh, lost its glimmer after the second Harry Potter movie kek
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ohmy yes emma stone is defo one of the 2, and while emma watson is far in the league, still id say eva green as my 2nd pick. just to stay w the E-s.
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First two to come to mind are Lucy Liu and Jennifer Morrison.
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You'd change your mind if you heard the sloppy noises it makes
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Damn, I can't find it on youtube but it's available on Spotify lol
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Poxy+Boggards/_/The+Ballad+of+Onan
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Can I pick Josh Hutcherson twice? XD What can I say, I have a thing for short guys ;P.
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whatever floats your canoe mate, I picked a 10 year old kek
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That is a very disturbing question from what appears to be a girl who is not yet in middle school ... just sayin'....
So, here it is, blunt, honest and well, I doubt poetic if such imagery could be that way:
I think would like Heather Sweet. Or as her performance artist name is: Dita Von Teese. But, I think there would not be so much 'practicing' per say; because after all, she is a performance artist and well... y'know not 'specialized' in that kind of activity. So, I guess that leaves her as still of more of an infatuation instead of a practical choice.
I think that whom ever she would be (first or second choice), I would first prefer that there was a real connection at least as people outside of 'practice' and something genuine. Once that is in place, then I believe that there would be enough freedom to be able to 'express ourselves' as we feel comfortable and be willing to explore and 'practice'.
I have had a thing for classic cheesecake for a long time now. The artwork of Varga, Elvgren and Hildebrant is quite pleasing. I find it quite tasteful, yet tempting; but not so much as to be vulgar. Very classy stuff. Personally, modern 'stuff' is just too crass and lacking in imagination. The reason why I would like Dita Von Teese and classic pinup girls is because there is enough tease there for feminine wiles to do their work but still enough to leave room for one's imagination. Y'see, just like the classic statue of Venus de Milo, the thing that makes it so interesting to both genders is what is left to the imagination. Should the arms be found for that classic statue... it would loose all of it's appeal (to both genders) and it's mystique. I think that women of this generation should do well to learn from this and to also allow themselves to be sensual beings; but not overtly slutty.
Christina Hendricks (Our Mrs. Reynolds from Firefly and another period TV series) would be another possibility. It would be an obvious impractical choice without a real connection.
Anna Popplewell (of the Narnia movies and recent TV series) would be interesting... but again, if their is not a connection; then it would also be pointless.
Lily Cole from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and Dr Who would be a delight. Still, if there is no real connection, then it does not matter.
Maggie Gyllenhaal had it going the 2002 movie Secretary. Throw in the human and down-to-earth personality she had in Stranger Than Fiction... and that is a desirable mix. (BTW - this is a MUCH better story than 50 Shades of Gray - which, IMO is trash)
Naomi Watts from Tank Girl would be a delight that I have dreamed about. Girls like her and Claudia Black with a British accent are a weakness of mine. Jennifer Connelly has had it going for quite some time now, and still does have 'it'.
I must admit I have had an unhealthy attraction to Harley Quinn since Batman: The Animated Series when Arleen Sorkin did the voice for her. She had that devious cute-ness in her voice with just enough of the 'British' accent that makes me weak in the knees.
As for now, I am a lonely boi too... appearances are transient. Bodies are fungible when matters come to 'practice'. What matters is if there is that certain something that makes the connection real and that will last time.
Se la vi.
I can hope; but to pine away frivolously is pointless. So, for now... I am patient.
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Or was this the type of thing that you were expecting?
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Interesting thoughts. I too cherish the mystique, slow sensual exploration, I really do, with all my heart. I even wrote a couple of short stories revolving around that a couple of years ago. Things just happen way too fast nowadays, there's no build-up, no romance (not in a romantic love way, but romance as in romanticize something or a situation). I haven't lived a different time, but I do miss these things as if I did.
This girl I mentioned I'm seeing, she's pretty smart and perceptive, disconnected from this empty, flashing youth. Naturally, she cherishes things like that too. We've been dating for a month now, having a fine time with each other, really bonding, to be honest. As I said, I'm also a loner, not only shy, I also feel disconnected from most youths that surround me. 18 years alive, I've dated a bunch of girls, but this is the first time I'm actually feeling someone.
I hope you find someone that understands and feels this, genuinely, so you too can enjoy these rare things. You seem like an interesting person.
Cheers!
By the way, I'm not a grade school girl kek.
This imagery can be poetic, in fact, I think they're extremely poetic. I see everything in a very romantic way though, the most banal happenings of daily routine filtered by my eyes/mind are the most melancholic, awe-inspiring art.
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What if I was wanting to make that statement in spanish? - 'I know the life...'
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Don't want to bash your french here but it means "This is the life" to be exact
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You're right haha. I actually speak Joual so it's not proper French.
Plus my English grammar is not perfect either.
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"This is the life" means life is good, you are enjoying yourself, so it would be : "c'est la belle vie" / "la vie est belle"
"C'est la vie" is more something you say like, that's how things are and there's nothing you can do about it, so it would be something like "such is life"
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I'd say "That's life" when talking about the meaning of this saying.
I only translated literally, but I don't wanna argue with two people that speak french. :D
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Only two ? Hard choice
Let's say Alison Brie
and Mia Malkova ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I think I would choose Claudia Black and Anna Torv.....
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Get professional help. It is not ok dreaming of having sex with a 10 year old. Seriously.
And then posting it here as if it was a normal thing.
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Jennifer Aniston today and Catherine Zeta Jones a few years ago, let's say when she starred in The Mask of Zorro
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Rachel Riley, I literally want to marry her, like there is no one else I want to marry.
Aaaannnddddd second choice, maybe Michelle Obama, ya know just for the bragging rights.
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Sigourney on the first Alien though. Walkin' around in her panties <3
Ellen De.. yuck, each to their own eh.
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Oi oi :p harsh reaction there.
Ellen is flippin hot on her old sitcom. <3
And I love Alien. Alien would suck without segourney.
Plus I love Segourney's jaw line it makes her look hot.
I have a thing for women who have a throat like Ellen or a jaw like Segourney I guess.
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Interesting. I like Sigourney's jaw line too. I have a thing for noses.
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Oh, my dead mother, well she's breathing alright, so no fun for you.
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LOL i got no comment. except for this one that i made just now
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What... The fuck?
Spoiler: I'm definitely judging people by what they post. Sorry.
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How could you judge us? How could you possibly know that this is real? Maybe reality is an illusion. Maybe you're just an experiment, a tiny organism and all you perceive are simple binary codes coming from a computer connected to you. 01101100 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101100 01101100 01110101 01110011 01101001 01101111 01101110
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...you could pick 2 people to practice coitus with, whoever you wanted and it would happen. Who would it be? Alive or dead, both at the same time or separated, doesn't matter.
I'd go with Shiri Appleby in 1999 (or Sophie Marceau, I can't decide) and Morgan Lily 5 years ago. Shiri on a cold winter evening after some wine listening to post-punk or a gritty, lo-fi 90s house/jungle set. And Morgan on a heated summer afternoon, no fan or air conditioner, on the living room sofa with all the windows closed.
It's all hypothetical mods/community, so don't judge me on Morgan kek
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