...you could pick 2 people to practice coitus with, whoever you wanted and it would happen. Who would it be? Alive or dead, both at the same time or separated, doesn't matter.

I'd go with Shiri Appleby in 1999 (or Sophie Marceau, I can't decide) and Morgan Lily 5 years ago. Shiri on a cold winter evening after some wine listening to post-punk or a gritty, lo-fi 90s house/jungle set. And Morgan on a heated summer afternoon, no fan or air conditioner, on the living room sofa with all the windows closed.

It's all hypothetical mods/community, so don't judge me on Morgan kek

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No-one, because (as far as I can tell) I'm asexual and find coitus (or at least its definition on Wikipedia, which I just had to look up) disgusting. :D
Yeah, I'm a weirdo... :/

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Watch out brother, otherwise you might end up doing some nasty stuff with a raw meat in your kitchen. Like Anthony Wong did in Untold Story.

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So glad you mentioned this film, I was looking for stuff like this, gonna give it a watch soon

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I highly recommend it! Ebola Syndrome is a little better tho.

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Oh yea, it's on my watchlist too, when I looked Untold Story up I ended up stumbling on Ebola Syndrome and some others. Thanks mate :>

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I made a list with probably most of CAT III movies - https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Frippotronic/cat_iii/ Many of them are worthless erotic crap, but a decent chunk of them is gory, heavy thrillers about serial killers and such, even supernatural phenomena.

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Oh, COOL, I'll definitely watch those, thanks man. I LOVE the atmosphere and aesthetic on theses films. I'm not familiar with the term "CAT III" though, when looking those movies up I read it quite a few times.

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Well, CAT III is basically a category R (Rated R) in Hong Kong. I can hook you up with some really good titles on steam if you want :)

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Absolutely, hit me up there! :>

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Oh. You're not weird, being asexual is natural too.

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Happy cake day!

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Um... thanks?

9 years ago
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Laura Dore. Don't need anyone else really.

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What if

Gemma Arterton & Anna Kendrick separately

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Hmm...

How about Katy Perry any place in California....
and....
The actor who played the blonde in Bridge to Terabithia, but at her current age of 21.

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hey guy's what's going on in this thre-

oh lordy

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my reaction when I came here to check the messages earlier

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I want to have sex with a 10 yo girl, but I'm not a pedo

I'm not judging you, but...

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Well, I don't exactly fit the description of a pedophile, I don't fit any description, to be honest.

I'm not saying I'll go ahead and break laws and risk going to one of the awful prisons of my country just to have sex with a child, do I find them attractive? Sure, but I also find a whole lot of other things attractive, things that won't get me behind bars. I don't crave children.

There's the social stigma too, maybe the child would have a good time, but outside the room, well, should she share the experience with someone, or end up reading/watching things about pedophilia that circulate the mainstream media, she'd feel confused and hurt, and I definitely wouldn't want that, children are sweet beings.

In our society, with our laws, I would not engage in a sexual relationship with a child, whatsoever.

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As I (& Pinacho) already said, it's not having sex with a child that makes you a pedo (that's called being a child molester), but being sexually attracted to them. So, yes, you exactly fit the description of a pedophile.

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yaaaaaa if you could just admit that you're a pedo, that'd be greaaatttttt

I don't even care that you are one, it just bothers me that you keep denying it

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sure, whatever.

I'm a PEDO, yeaaaah, whenever I see my lil' kiddie neighbours i go ON NOMNOMNOMNOM JAAAA COME HERE YOUTHS let me have a sip of that juicyjuice ON NONOMOMONOMON I WANNA PHOTOGRAPH YA IN UR UNDERGARMENTS ONNONOMOMOM let me bite ye bums!!!!11!1!!!

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dafuq

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yea...

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Seriously, this is levels beyond fucked up and I'm pretty damn weird on the Internet.

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Can you please explain why? I'm genuinely curious.

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I bet you are a bald sweaty fat man. No hate tho, its just a bet.

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Actually I'm an ambiguous being with a very voluminous, long curly hair, am very skinny and have a dead-like colour on my skin. I'm being sincere, but of course, I can't possibly make you believe this. And I rarely sweat, even when it's heated.

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I was just trolling...but thanks for the clarification.
I wasn't able to select a proper GIF for this situation so I grabbed those who fit my feelings:

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kek

the wwe one though, top kek

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